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Hoeing txts

When you do not reply to a text message or are purposely not replying to a person's message
"Bro I swear she is always hoeing txts from me."
by Ljandjd April 23, 2017
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Chap Hoe

A chap Hoe. Is a woman who is consistently associated with that which is below any set standard. A lame or dirty bitch.
I couldn’t fuck wit Lindsey. She was a chap hoe.

John: You ever go on that date with Susan?

Me: Who? That chap hoe? Hell NAww!
by OGTRIPPLEGRAND November 24, 2018
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Champagne Hoe

When your boyfriend is covered in champagne and you still want to do him.
When you inconspicuously have a man crawl into bed with you and a box of chocolates while your girlfriend is holding a camera and a red solo cup of champagne.

Phil King aka DJ Ducketts is the original "Champagne Hoe"
by champagnehoe June 15, 2013
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couch hoe

A stripper who makes all her money doing couch or vip dances and rarely gets up on stage
at the pay out desk.."Damn girl you must have been a couch hoe with that stack" said the manager to the stripper
by stripper chick February 20, 2010
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hoes

I GOT HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEES CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLING A YOUNG NIGGA PHOOONE

WHERE'S AAAAAALI WITH THE MOTHERFUCKING DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE I BE BAAAAAAAALLIN LIKA A MOTHERFUCKING PROOOOOOOOOOOO I BE BALLIN LIKE MY NIGGA MOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEE SHEEEEEECK WES YOU AINT A MOTHERFUCKING JOOOOOOOOOOOKE
I GOT Hoes CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLING A YOUNG NIGGA PHOOONE

WHERE'S AAAAAALI WITH THE MOTHERFUCKING DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE I BE BAAAAAAAALLIN LIKA A MOTHERFUCKING PROOOOOOOOOOOO I BE BALLIN LIKE MY NIGGA MOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEE SHEEEEEECK WES YOU AINT A MOTHERFUCKING JOOOOOOOOOOOKE
by capitalist smasher 69 February 2, 2019
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Hoe by Proxy

When you're not a hoe yourself, i.e you do not sell sex or sexual images of yourself, but someone else acquires your photos and sells them on your behalf.
Man, someone got a hold of those nudes I posted a while back and made an onlyfans with them! Guess that makes me a hoe by proxy.
by Jvk1166z February 6, 2024
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Ugly Hoes

Fuck The DefinitionMine Not🫶🏽
if yeen my girl you part of the “ugly hoes”🤣🤣
by sequan03 February 11, 2023
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