I am getting head

alright look I know you may be a kid but head means when your sitting down naked and someone sucks on your dick that really it

Jack: why you push me into a chair

ema : maybe you should pull downs your pants
jack: ok?
ema : sit down

jack : okcheez

ema: *give head*
jack: *in head* I AM GETTING HEAD ??

by ⠀⠀⠀⠀ October 19, 2020

Soggy sacks get the stacks

When you’re a hard working man and you’re exhausted yet it’s paying the bills.

“Soggy sacks get the stacks, I can’t come party tonight bro.”

by Crackheadcarol May 18, 2019

can't get a wank in edgeways

When you really fancy a wank but you're preoccupied with doing something else.

For example "I can't get a wank in edgeways, I've got loads of work to do"

"I had a busy weekend, I couldn't get a wank in edgeways"

by The sting December 23, 2013

get yourself some yonder

Redneck term for "Get the hell away from me" or "go away"

Wigger kid: "Hey dawg, let's bump dis' new Eminem record I hurred it's off da chain!"

Redneck (with a stone face): "Boy you better get yourself some yonder."

by Dr Trollface December 27, 2016

get your eye out

get out your vagina.

orite luv, get your eye out

by Cazzzzzzy June 26, 2008

Get your rat out

Get your rat out means get your fanny out

Say this to a girl n she will instantly cream

You alright girl get your rat out will you

by Barmy handley August 26, 2022

Shy boys get no pie

Similar to shy kids get no sweets, but shy boys with no confidence do not get any pussy (pie).

"See that boy finlay. he gets no pussy"

"Well, you know what they say. Shy boys get no pie"

by ShyBoy123 August 29, 2022