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Friends

Something that men cannot be with women.
Why can't you be friends with women?

Because she fucks her friends. If a girl brings a guy to a camping trip with her and they aren't in a relationship but they are fucking each other; what does she call him? A friend. Is she fucking you?

No.

Then, you aren't friends idiot. In addition to this, women/girls are terrible people.

You can't say that.

They literally believe that murdering babies is a right. That they shouldn't have to live with the consequences of their actions and should be able to kill their own kids to avoid those consequences.

Well, I guess on the list of the "worst things a person" can do baby murder is like #2 behind genocide and ahead of fucking a retard/child.

Exact. They regularly do 2 of the 3 worst things.

Wow. I never thought of it like that. My girlfriend has a ton of guy friends.

Well, you know how women are more likely to lie about how many men they've been with?

Oooohhhh. So her friends and the retard she was with when she took that shift at the group home for mentally retarded cripples 30 minutes away from where we live.....

Yeah. That is how women work.

But she said..... And the girl I talk to said.... They were lying.

Correct. They don't have the propensity for violence that men have so they make up for it in deceit. They are historically, archetypally, and actually terrible people.
by Hym Iam September 27, 2020
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A Girl Best Friend

Someone who you thought was your friend but then now you don’t wanna be seen with her and she’s just downright a bitch
Malea is a such A Girl Best Friend but she’s so fake
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My best friend

by Sammycenteno2 January 18, 2023
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Best Friend

Someone that’s supposed to help you cvm.
“Heyyy liam, you’re my best friend right?”
“Yeah”
“And you’re a guy”
“Yep.”
“And i’m a girl.”
“Mhm, okay let’s go to my room”
by 98282873proooo August 14, 2023
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Friends with Benefits

Two friends who have sex or hookup without an actual sexual relationship
“Dude, why did Amelia and Charlie have sex yesterday?!”

“They are friends with benefits.”
by charlie.pflug May 22, 2018
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Friends

Something we want but don't have and never will
I want friends
by Blue car August 4, 2020
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puffy friends

Friends that over period of time being single decide to have a meet up once in a while to get off or get dirty
Me and Richard are fed up of relationships we’re going to be puffy friends
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