red velvet cupcake

Is when you cum inside a woman on her period.

My girl said she was on the rag. She let me get the red velvet cupcakes anyway.

by Dayton247 March 29, 2016

Red

A name for anyone who really wants everyone to like him while always playing the devil's advocate and will defend their claim to death.

Damn, that guy is totally red.

by checktheloot August 2, 2022

red shard

Your bleeding anus after consuming glass products

Dude, I got mad red shards.

by Cornelius Fudge Packer June 15, 2017

The Hunt for Red October

Female cycle during the month of October.

I didn't have sex last night because of The Hunt for Red October.

by JAZ_254 October 21, 2016

red-8

TwoPatronimo was the best red 8 to ever exist and the name has recently been shat on by some terrible new red 8.

twopatronimo is an orgasmic red-8

by ihatespeedbird001 February 8, 2023

Hairy Red Lobster

When a guy whips out his junk as he jumps off a diving board.

Dude, see those chicks over there on the other side of the pool? I'll bet you 20 bucks you won't show em your hairy red lobster.

by Hairy Red Lobster February 12, 2021

Red Alto

Someone that has a Red Vuse Alto Device, aka a Red Body, is very suspicious and you should stay away from this person. Normally this color device is given to them rather than chosen. Was it a choice or was it given to them by fate? Don't find out on your own

Person- "Can I hit that alto?"
Red Body- "Yeah here you go."
Person- "Ohhhhhhh you got a Red Alto. Never mind I’m good.”

by Anonymous_22334 September 23, 2024