one half gui-unit

A part of a gui-unit with values ranging from one to six. Often used in reference to poker chips.

I raise you a gui-unit and a half!

by hole-in-the-wall February 4, 2005

the business of which one is engaged

The current action. The task at hand.

(Soldier In wartime)- The business of which one is engaged always carries the high probability of death.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

pop one's champagne bottle

To ejaculate

It's easy to pop one's champagne bottle. Just do something that makes your dick happy.

He tried to pop his champagne bottle the moment midnight strikes, but he started to jack off too early and came at 11:58 pm.

by Anonymous $#!+ February 27, 2010

One man popsicle stand

The deed of one dude freezing his dick and having a huge orgy with 5 or more different girls. All five girls at the same time suck thy bros dick to get it defrosted. Once that is completed the dude then closes up shop by giving all girls a special creamy facial. His dick will be so out of commission that he has to wait until next summer to open shop back up.

Guy1 -Yo Johnny guess what I just had?

Guy2- What?

Guy1- You know Latasha, BritAny, Latoya, Lafonda, and Lakisha, and Corney?

Guy2- Ya

Guy1- One man popsicle stand all I gotta say

Guy 2- oooooo best mayne deeds

by rowdy cowboy6912 January 2, 2011

Valeria the green gun one

Valeria is a girl who has coochie lice. she finds herself snacking on it, most of the day. at school everyone knows her as the girl with coochie lice. only some really know the story of how she got coochie lice but that's a secret I'll never tell.. xoxo, pp

"did you hear that Valeria the green gun one has coochie lice?" - pp and tortillito

by THE pp ;) January 9, 2020

one thrust nut bust

the inability to have sex for more than a few seconds
see also one pump chump

Glen: OHHHHHH!

Sandy: what??? it's already over? -___-

Glen: sorry for the one thrust nut bust, i've never done this before

by bigDjohnston69 August 26, 2011

two eyes one girl

1. A phrase used by a male when he is totally besotted with one female and does not express any particular interest in any other member of the female race. Basically does not stop thinking about this one female to the point of insanity.

2. A sneaky phrase used by a male to remove himself from the big hole that is when a dirty chav girls shows interest in him.

1. Josh: "That chick in HMV is buff, she is eyein us up bare"
Morgan: "Mate you know the score two eyes one girl!"

2. Dirty Chav:"Oi sexy boy, can i have your number"
Wilson:"sorry,two eyes one girl" <then breezes away

by airdrawndagger December 8, 2004