You're talking to a mirror

An insult used to argue with hypocrites, whose words also affects themselves.

Ugly person: wow, why are you so ugly?
Normal person: sorry to tell you, but you're talking to a mirror.

by Old Jun Shang October 1, 2023

You're A good Kid

Parents use this quote when they want you to shut up.

Boy: MOM look i planted a flower
Boy: MOM I drew something
Boy:MOM I cooked ceral
Mom: You're a good kid......i guess

by RandomGirlWhoLikesYou May 31, 2019

You're so c2

When you're sexy because your shapes are so smooth that they're mathematically defined as beautiful.
You're c2 continuous.

averagePerson: Hey, I've been wanting to tell you this for ages.. You're so c2.
smoothPerson: OMG, you can be tangent to me anywhere.

by c2continuous April 12, 2021

You're a bottom's bitch.

You are a HUGE bottom and nobody can say otherwise. Like seriously how are you a bottom's bitch? HUGE BOTTOM. (not bunk-beds)

"IM NOT A BOTTOM!" "Kid..you're not just a bottom...you're a bottom's bitch."

by emoassgayassizaaaa May 25, 2022

When You're High

The only time (besides when you're drunk)where everything you hear/say is fucking hilarious (to you).

High Guy: Dude, this bag of Cheetos is going to fuck a your mom

Dude: That's only funny when you're high...

by Entr' Acte November 19, 2009

You're so bret

To say that someone is so bret is to insult them beyond the point of recover. It is the ultimate diss.

You're so bret.

It could me that you are so:dumb, idiotic,( or a variety of things )

by くりす October 9, 2008

You're dead to me.

A phrase, if used too often and with poor discretion, that eventually loses its initial impact.

Mortimer: Ethel, if you don't pass me that pan of steamed asparagus, I'm serious this time, you're dead to me.
Ethel: Give it a rest, Mortimer.

by bandit bob October 9, 2009