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Yogurt Parfait

When a man is banging your wife and shoots a load and you cuckold in and clean it up because you like nuts with your yogurt.
Mark is rubbing his belly button until the yogurt parfait order is up.
by Mr. Gazelle March 30, 2024
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yogurt flute

Yo man, your yogurt flute is hanging out of your pants, put that thing away.
by ftothek June 17, 2022
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yogurt covered raisins

only the best food ever and if you disagree, perish
bro 3: bro do you want some yogurt covered raisins
bro 4: nah, i hate those
*bro 4 fucking denigrates*
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Expired Strawberry Yogurt

When you creampie your girl after barebacking a street hooker and finish in her, the pairing of chlamydia and your semen combines to make a strawberry yogurt looking liquid that has now caused her to get chlamydia as well.
Damian: Bounce that ass back baby
Emily: Ohh yasss, creampie me 😛
Damian: Awww shiii I'm boutta bust I'm boutta bust I'm boutta bust
Damian: Awwww hell nawww, my jizz pink
Emily: Yummy strawberry yogurt, *eats*
Damian: Nawww that's expired strawberry yogurt honey
by Samuelthehoe August 10, 2022
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Oregon Yogurt straw

An Oregon chocolate bar is when after you cum into a woman's vagina, you perform a suction by sucking the cum out and spitting it back inside of her anus
They were having sex and after he finished gave her an Oregon yogurt straw
by Ronald Dingle penis February 2, 2026
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Eat yogurt with a spoon

A sentence that means that a bully will hit you in the guts
Hey Joey would you rather eat my shorts or eat yogurt with a spoon?
by Aloisinho February 18, 2026
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When the guy eats a girls pussy who just played sports and is all sweaty, the sweat drips into her vagina causing a sweet and salty taste that can only be described as the same taste as expired strawberry yogurt.
Damn I ate Jasmine’s pussy after she played volleyball and it tasted like some Pennsylvania Strawberry Yogurt!
by Billybobjakins March 3, 2026
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