empty page syndrome

When you haven't updated your social media pages in days, weeks or longer.

The bar under my apartment is awesome but they've got empty page syndrome, you never know if there's events or happy hour looking at their Twitter.

by @cam May 16, 2016

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page

What you are doing right now.
Just to warn you, it's practically impossible.

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page is almost impossible.

by MinecraftVlogMV April 11, 2017

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page

What you are doing right now.
Just to warn you, it's practically impossible.

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page is almost impossible.

by MinecraftVlogMV April 11, 2017

My public page!

When your buddy gets pissed at you for posting a douchebag comment on their very public Facebook post, that was more suited for the private group threads.

Dude! I can't believe you posted that shit on my public page! My public page! Everyone can see that!

by Mesp135 August 31, 2018

alien meme page

a bunch of aliens making relatable faces with memes as the captions.

zoe: omg, emma we haven’t added to the alien meme page today!!
emma: *gasps* we need to do that.

by gucciganggang November 29, 2018

Ant Page

Probably the smoothest human being alive. Also a very smooth talker and will steal your girl or your mom.

“Have you met Peanuts father, Ant Page?”
“Yeah he’s the cutest man I’ve ever seen”

by Uoxymoron November 23, 2021

Hayden Page

A man with a mighty mustache who likes fish. He loves fish. He smells like fish. He goes fishing. He eats fish. He has sexual intercouse with fish.

Hayden Page is a beast.

by firestartermonsterbabe September 28, 2021