Definitions by Uoxymoron

Ant Page 

Probably the smoothest human being alive. Also a very smooth talker and will steal your girl or your mom.

“Have you met Peanuts father, Ant Page?”
“Yeah he’s the cutest man I’ve ever seen”

Ant Page by Uoxymoron November 23, 2021

Ant Page 

Probably the smoothest being alive also the cutest. Genuinely can’t find a man like an ant page.

“Hey did you Ant Page?”
“Yeah he’s so hot”

Ant Page by Uoxymoron November 23, 2021