to the window to the wall

The window is where you enter the pussy

The wall is once you're inside what you are rubbing up against

After that you skeet, skeet

Three, six, nine, damn your fine
Move it till you sock it to me one more time
Get low, get low, get low, get low

To the window- to the wall
Till the sweat drop down my balls
All these bitches crawl
Y'all skeet skeet motherfuckers
Y'all skeet skeet god damn (God Damn!!!)
Y'all skeet skeet motherfuckers
Y'all skeet skeet god damn (God Damn!!!)

Lil' Jon & the Eastside Boyz - Get Low

by konichiwakitty May 9, 2005

Windows me

A pathetic attempt at trying to make windows 98 more stable and to make it look like DOS was gone. Sumtimes referred to as "windows 98 third edition."

I used windows me for 20 minutes and managed to find multiple bugs. I immediately went back to windows 2000 afterwards.

by assassin25 April 27, 2005

Windows Vista

the newest in a long line of crappy OS's from Microsoft. This one promises to track your every move, so watch out all you internet pedophiles out there!! they'll know who you are!

Gary finished downloading a few videos and suddenly the FBI crashed through the door. "Damn you, Windows Vista!" He screamed whilst they hauled his ass to the pokey.

by nukresoft November 15, 2005

black widower

A dude who's had a long list of marriages, only to have each of his consecutive wives die and/or disappear under questionable circumstances.

Aside from execution, the only sure way to stop a black widower from continuing his ghastly lifestyle is to have him marry a black widow. Further explanation unnecessary.

by QuacksO May 22, 2018

window looker

Someone who compulsively looks into windows of buildings or parked cars to check out their own hair.

Dave, don't be such a window looker. Your hair looks the same as the last time you checked, 30 seconds ago.

by F117 April 27, 2009

Windows Snap Feature

A feature preinstalled within Microsofts "Windows 7" software. Often used by Males between the ages of 16 - 25 while masterbating. One side of the screen houses the porn, whilst the other side houses the girl he would like to plow the fuck out of.

Phillip: "hey Todd, I'm gonna go masterbate for like 10 minutes, stay on Facebook!

Todd: "Make sure you use windows snap feature!"

Phillip: "Oh hell, yeah! Jenny just took her pictures off private. Gonna be a wild run!"

by Masterbalian February 11, 2012

Window Wipe

To drag your bare ass, preferably one that is hot, sweaty and mungy, down the driver's side windshield of someone's car to intentionally smear and smudge the glass.

Carl was out for a late night jog when he spotted his ex-girlfriend's car at his friends house. He gave her car a quick window wipe.

by Eaton Holgoode January 21, 2016