Weenie Whiner

A man who gets mad about things that are not controllable like the size of his penis.

Sam is weenie whiner about his micro penis.

by Maguirerm February 7, 2020

weenie

the thing you say everyday with no context because you feel like it

bro1: "sup bro hows your mom is she getting better?"
bro2:"weenie"
bro1:"oh-"

by beetea April 25, 2019

weenie gaga phobia

When you gaga while giving a blow job.

No more BJ's, I have weenie gaga phobia!

by BJWGP August 12, 2023

Green Weenie

Multiple:
1. Name for the biggest asshole on your military base.

2. Also a fly used in fly fishing to resemble caddis larvae (they’re green little worm).
3. The rule 34 version of green eggs and ham that never made it to publication

1. Don’t shake or the green weenie will hammer you, he can smell your fear
2. Gonna dangle a green weenie when I go euro-nymphing this morning.

3. How do you know if you like green weenies, if you’ve never tried one, Sam I am?

by mugbutt July 29, 2021

Weenis

What happens when Loverty sleeps around and ends up getting a discharge

Loverty's having problems with his weenis

by Silky String December 12, 2016

weenie stable

weenie stable is when a women assigns many different men a task to please her but only has sex with the biggest douche friend zone

she runs a weenie stable five times a week

by legionaire4443 July 9, 2019

Big J Weenie

Someone who’s name is Jonny and has big weenie

Hey there’s Big J Weenie he’s got a big weenie

by yunnnoiw March 2, 2022