Weenie

A penis that can be eaten and swallowed

Hey becka can you eat my weenie

by Dr.DoogleWIENRE November 16, 2021

weenie syndrom

when you hang around alejandro huerta ceja too much you start slowly becoming a weenie just like him..:

i think i’m coming down with the weenie syndrom

by yarrumylime October 31, 2021

Green Weenie

Multiple:
1. Name for the biggest asshole on your military base.

2. Also a fly used in fly fishing to resemble caddis larvae (they’re green little worm).
3. The rule 34 version of green eggs and ham that never made it to publication

1. Don’t shake or the green weenie will hammer you, he can smell your fear
2. Gonna dangle a green weenie when I go euro-nymphing this morning.

3. How do you know if you like green weenies, if you’ve never tried one, Sam I am?

by mugbutt July 29, 2021

Weenie-istic

When someone is doing something right, but they’re so small it looks like they’re doing it wrong.

they’re hand was so small, when they held a fist it looked weenie-istic

by MintyTulip August 6, 2021

Weenie patty

A burger made with hotdogs instead of burger meat

Hey girl want a weenie patty

by Spongybob September 4, 2021

Beanie Weenie

A derogatory word for an uneducated, unintelligent Mexican.

I told Jorge 20 times how to drive the forklift and he still wrecked it. Freakin' beanie weenies can't do anything right.

by NoBeans June 22, 2021

turtle-eenie-weenie

An extravagant method of describing something so cute and minute that it forces the exclaimer to explain it in absolute nonsensical reptilian terms.

oh my goodness this babies toes are so turtle-eenie-weenies

by vapegodalbert April 22, 2022