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cheese weasel 

A cheese weasel who is a woman (or gay man)who prefers to commit oral sex on uncircuncised men rather than scar dicks.
She explained that she was a cheese weasel, and wouldn't gime me head because I was cut like a jewboy.
cheese weasel by Jim Inman August 17, 2006

tit-weasel

A cuss, exclamatory in content, used to express annoyance.
Oh tit-weasels and strife!
tit-weasel by Ed, and Ian May 26, 2005

Fuck Weasel 

A horrible looking girl used primarilly for one stands after a bottle of vodka, she has both fuck and weasel like qualities.
Get that fuck weasel out of my bed will ya!
Fuck Weasel by Colemanio23 April 8, 2008

taint weasel 

1.a person who enjoys sucking taint. similar to cum dumpster or even cock sucker.
2. used to compare a person's body odor to that of a taint
my ex-girlfriend jackie is a taint weasel. so is jamie.
mike, he is such a taint weasel.
taint weasel by harry paratestis January 21, 2006

Grot Weasel 

1) Character of ill repute

2) A much maligned stink horn (ie a cheesy muck raker, or a batter wrangler)

3) State of ones penis, having engaged in anal intercourse, a la un gritty wick
1) "Look out, here come the fuckin grot weasel"

2) "She hent washed in a while, check out the state on ma fuckin grot weasel"

3) "Cor my weasels all grotty."
Grot Weasel by Earl of Grot February 1, 2008

screech my weasel

To take a exquisitely satisfying piss.
I got up after sleeping for 14 hours and immediately schreeched my weasel.
screech my weasel by fett alf June 15, 2004