by snatch. August 07, 2009
Person 1: Are you a homo-sapiens who is addicted to knowing that axolotsl are eagles.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: George "Glomp" Washington: The First Juvenile Release.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: George "Glomp" Washington: The First Juvenile Release.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 10, 2025
by Milt Alwin July 01, 2009
It’s a tiny, rural town consisting mostly of inbred hillbillies. It is also known as Dutchtown even though no Dutch live there and is mostly of German decent. If you live there you are most likely drunk or driving while drinking “road pops”. There’s zero things to do there other to screw or drink. Since most people are too ugly, that’s why they drink.
Her: You must be from New Washington since you are ugly?
Him: Yes I am, here’s another road pop to make you wanna bump uglies.
Him: Yes I am, here’s another road pop to make you wanna bump uglies.
by Ponchonutty July 12, 2019
A vehicular traffic phenomenon in which all lanes of traffic flowing in one direction drive the same speed and right next to each other, thus creating a wedge of traffic that is impossible to get through or around. Very common in urban centers of the state of Washington as well as Washington DC. It is exacerbated by the left lane Prius camper.
I couldn’t drive faster than the speed limit because of this washington wedge in front of me.
The washington wedges really slow down when it rains here in the Puget Sound.
The reason why drivers suck in the Northwest is because of the Washington Wedge and the Seattle Surrender.
The washington wedges really slow down when it rains here in the Puget Sound.
The reason why drivers suck in the Northwest is because of the Washington Wedge and the Seattle Surrender.
by Ski_squared February 03, 2022
A strangely modern shithole full of the finest menagerie of western high school America you have ever seen. 2000 students worth of goths, artsy kids, and… them (furries). The mascot is a shitty minimalist kangaroo, in an odd purple. Incessant and tacky branding everywhere… the only thing it’s got going for it is the fact that it’s almost decently funded.
With some of the worst football in its league, and the apparently a stoner population, it really is one of the high schools of all time.
All of the men’s bathrooms reek of super fruit mango fruit tooty vapes, and it isn’t an uncommon sight for 6 lads to be standing around vaping in each others faces, no homo.
Oh and some of the weirdest clubs ever. Cereal club? Anime club? Rhythm game club?
Also the site of the kangaroof sex (or the kang bang) which is now considered the greatest event in school history
With some of the worst football in its league, and the apparently a stoner population, it really is one of the high schools of all time.
All of the men’s bathrooms reek of super fruit mango fruit tooty vapes, and it isn’t an uncommon sight for 6 lads to be standing around vaping in each others faces, no homo.
Oh and some of the weirdest clubs ever. Cereal club? Anime club? Rhythm game club?
Also the site of the kangaroof sex (or the kang bang) which is now considered the greatest event in school history
Man: so where do you go to school little fella
Lake Washington high student: I go to LwHS so fuck right off you old creep
Lake Washington high student: I go to LwHS so fuck right off you old creep
In Washington state there is a moving wall that form will from moving vehicles on any roadway in Washington call "The Washington Wall"
When you are driving on the road in come up to a wall of cars not moving over to the right for faster moving traffic you have found one of the many Washington Wall form for that day. They are somewhat like the weather. It can come out of no where and go away just as fast.
Sometime it might just look like some friendly Tesla and Prius drivers waving to each other on the road but in fact you are at a Washington Wall.
Do you not like to have people pass you on the right? You might be part of the Washington Wall.
Do you drive with cars on either side of you at the same time? Stop it! That is how the Washington Wall is created!
Moving walls are not safe, please don't contribute to the Washington Wall!
The Washington Wall can also happen in other states but it originated in the PNW. The Wall is slowly moving outwards to other states. Drive Safe!
When you are driving on the road in come up to a wall of cars not moving over to the right for faster moving traffic you have found one of the many Washington Wall form for that day. They are somewhat like the weather. It can come out of no where and go away just as fast.
Sometime it might just look like some friendly Tesla and Prius drivers waving to each other on the road but in fact you are at a Washington Wall.
Do you not like to have people pass you on the right? You might be part of the Washington Wall.
Do you drive with cars on either side of you at the same time? Stop it! That is how the Washington Wall is created!
Moving walls are not safe, please don't contribute to the Washington Wall!
The Washington Wall can also happen in other states but it originated in the PNW. The Wall is slowly moving outwards to other states. Drive Safe!
No sure if we'll be able to get to the speed limit today on the road, it looks like another Washington Wall in front of us.
If we are lucky maybe one of these tesla drivers will get behind the car next to them going the same speed so other people can pass on the left so we can get past this Washington Wall.
If we are lucky maybe one of these tesla drivers will get behind the car next to them going the same speed so other people can pass on the left so we can get past this Washington Wall.
by Pyxelpusher September 12, 2022