chip valentine

A real banger type party animal. A little hip, a little hop, and a whole lot of brownies. He is also hella jacked bro.

That chip valentine kid cracks me up. I swear I jebait him every time.

by Chip Rogul November 26, 2016

No simp Valentine's

For the ones who are single on 14th February you have to pass this challenge for good luck next year's valentine's day.

The rules are simple:no simping over bitches,no masturbating and no roses.

-Hey man I passed No simp Valentine's
-How do you feel?
- Empty💀

by Ieepuroy February 14, 2022

Valentine's Day

A day in February that prompts people to figuratively and literally give their hearts away for the day... if the other accepts, they are known as a "Valentine".

There are several different ways to ask:
1. The "Grade School Method" - Will you be my Valentine? Check YES NO or MAYBE
2. The "Charlie Brown Method" - Creating a hand crafted and laced heart shaped Valentine's Day card to the one you love
3. The "Tiffany Method" - Utilizing a popular public website to give your heart away. *see example*

You make me want to break every rule. Like the one that says when you play that flower petal game you have to alternate "I love you's" with "I love you not's" ...and the rule that says that only certain people are meant to be together... (you know I'm a rule breaker)

Rules don't mean a thing. You just might be made for Me.

...and I don't want to give you my heart for one day or only on Valentine's Day, but we'll take this one step at a time, so Ai Elo...

Will you be my Valentine?

by the moth in me February 10, 2014

Valentine

Valentine is the most handsome creature on this planet. She is clever as fuck, caring, incredibly beautiful and soft as a cloud. Valentine has a magic aura, which implies falling in love with her at first sight. She is an interesting little puzzle of introspection. She is a complicated soul with the most easy ability to explain her feelings. She is the gorgeous little animal everyone would have in their life. She has something more than everyone else. Lucky are the one who cross the path of Valentine, especially when they have a witch family name.

Valentine let thing perish, but she is the most beautiful rise of the garden.

by Marzo8 November 23, 2021

Valentine 2019

A chocolate cake with strawberry filling and cinnamon icing. Sharing love, loyalty. It can be a partner, best friend or sibling!

Yahya was Iman’s Valentine 2019 ( they shared a cake)

by TheBlueLeo April 18, 2019

Valentines Day Massacre

Valentines Day Massacre
A sex move where a man goes on semen retention for a month before Valentine’s Day, then on Valentine’s Day, while she’s sucking his dick, he quickly ejaculates on his partner’s face while loudly making machine gun noises.

“Did you hear that Beckham committed The Valentine's Day Massacre?” “bro what the fuck is a valentines day massacre?”

by Johnheartlebob October 16, 2023

Valentine's Day Surprise

When you get your significant other pregnant on Valentine's Day without them realizing, (or vise versa getting pregnant without them knowing)

It's a sick prank, but hopefully 9 months later it won't be so bad!

John: "What are you getting Lucy for V-Day, dude?"

Fabio: "Flowers and chocolate! And a Valentine's Day Surprise, but she won't find out about that for a few months."

John: "Yo! I was a Valentine's Day Surprise to my Dad!"

by Smirking and Crying Alone September 29, 2019