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Twilight Mom

A group of enthusiastic moms who have proclaimed their love for Twilight, and all things Twilight related. Also known as MILB. (Mothers I'd like to Bite)
by CaliMary April 15, 2008
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Twilight

An overrated teen sensation, released in 2005. Written by the inexperienced Stephenie Meyer, the badly presented, two-dimensional characters include the most famous Edward Cullen, who is the most perfect being ever to walk the planet. Meyer describes these sparkly things as 'vampires', though they are more accurately referred to as 'meyerpires' or 'steroided cannibals'.
"Oh my Gosh! Have you read Twilight?"
"No."
"OH MY GOD YOU ARE CRAZY *beats with bat*"
by Anne Mouse February 25, 2009
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Milky twilight

The vision you have after someone ejaculates in your eyes, looking through the lens of semen.
Through the Milky twilight, she struggled to find a towel on the bedroom floor.
by Pottsy2020 January 4, 2020
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Twilight

today was really fucking Twilight.

"holy fucking Twilight"
by Simplystef July 4, 2009
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twilight

A fucking terrible book series made by some bitch. This book (I use the term "book" sparingly) is about a girl who falls in love with a pussy little vampire (he doesn't even have fucking fangs).

Loved by dumbass teenage girls everywhere because they don't know shit about literature.
"Hey man, have you read Twilight?"

"I'd rather get raped by a cactus"
by Master_Mind34 April 2, 2009
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twilight

And I will never see the sky the same way and
I will learn to say good-bye to yesterday and
I will never cease to fly if held down and
I will always reach too high cause I've seen, cause I've seen, twilight
by amyboop September 21, 2005
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Twirling

Twirling is an amalgamated word that stands for 'Tired, wired and likely to start shouting.'

It is used to describe someone in an anxious or annoyed state that may or may not have indulged in substance abuse.
It is predominately used for people in an intoxicated state, however is some circumstances it is relevant for someone experiencing high levels of stress and pressure.

Someone who is twirling, should be treated with caution and the best remedy for a twirler (wired, tired, shouter) is a glass of water and a reassuring pat on the back.
Oh watch out there, Pat is twirling, get him off the street before he is arrested

Go easy on the shots or you will be twirling in an hour.

Tis a pity that fella is twirling, I would have scored him if he wasn't.
by RobbiThompson October 13, 2013
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