Turkish tomb cat

someone who only has one purpose and is pugly

you're a Turkish tomb cat.

by shorrn October 13, 2022

Turkish quandale dingle

The boy from the tiktok rizz party that always got its spotlight taken by the blue tie guy.

I feel so bad for the Turkish quandale dingle, he didn’t deserve the blue tie boy to take away his spotlight.

by tiktokrizzpartyanalasiser April 5, 2024

Turkish Mustache

Sexual slang for eating ass.

Petey gave her the old Turkish Mustache. Bro didn't realize he looked like a chocolate milk fiend.

by KavanaughtAChance May 10, 2025

Turkish Saloon

A brothel, a general house of prostitution.

Her first job out of highschool she answered an add to be an enetertainer on a cruise ship and she ended up being the main attraction at some random turkish saloon for about 3 months until she died.

by BeardSalad August 23, 2023

Turkish exchange rate

Clogged belly button

His Turkish exchange rate kind of turned me on!!!

by AleMo September 18, 2016

Turkish Smorgasbord

A sexual act involving digitally penetrating two women while servicing two others with your big toes. Also, they all have really hairy bushes.

I spent all last night in a Turkish Smorgasbord, now I should rinse off my hands and feet.

by Ergodang! April 14, 2017

Turkish crab claw

To wrap kebab meat around your hand and insert your hand into another person's anus.

Thanks Tom that Turkish crab claw was lovely.

by TJR93 May 8, 2024