Turkish Orangutan

When your partner (who is preferrably Turkish and has ass hair) rubs a banana between their butt cheeks' sweat and stuffs it up your hole anally

Hey Jake, how is Amanda?
Oh shes fine, we just did a Turkish Orangutan yesterday, my ass is still sore

by Smurfskii January 22, 2021

turkish blumhouse

The act of giving a blumpkin from inside the tank of an outhouse. Getting shat on will giving a blowjob.

She loves taking shit showers and giving head so she joined him in the Turkish blumhouse

by Kenny A May 18, 2016

Turkish Dog

A Turkish Cunt. His name is Harun. His a filthy Turk.

“Harun the Turkish Dog”

by Captain Cakir June 4, 2019

Turkish Trombone

When the girl takes large amounts of laxatives then the boy eats her out until she shits all in his mouth and they start making out forcefully.

Boy 1: “Her breath smells like shit!?”
Boy 2: “Yeah I heard Jonah gave her a Turkish Trombone”
Boy 1: “Ohhhh”

by Penisfart69420 May 7, 2022

Turkish Delight

When you brush your teeth and you rip a fat, stinky, fart.

Did you hear that Amin gave himself a Turkish Delight? Homeboy was dying in that bathroom.

by hanayama! August 5, 2021

Turkish Delight

This popular Turkish Confection is a mixture of Turkish Man whore spunk and sugar , with the flavour disguised with rosewater. It tastes disgusting. As for chocolate covered Turkish Delight ... lets say that sticking it up your backside and covering it with a layer of finest Turkish Chocolate doesn't appear in any reputable confectionists book of tricks

Despite being told not to , the young lady insisted on stuffing her face with the finest chocolate covered Turkish Delight, until she could eat no more. It ran out of her mouth and she could hardly swallow it all

by OMG i dont believe it May 4, 2020

Turkish delight

When you slap your GF in the face with your kebab.

Friend: what did you do last night?
Me: gave my gf a Turkish delight

Friend: fuckin sick cunt

by Whatahead July 22, 2020