Samurai Toes

A pronounced, permanent gap between the big and index toes. Generally caused by wearing flip-flops 24/7. Usually seen in Asians and Beach Bums.

Dude: "Can you hand me the remote on the coffee table?"

Other Dude: "I can't reach it."

Dude: "Use your Samurai Toes."

-or-

Dude: "Daaaang girl, your Samurai Toes are so gnarly, you can jack a dick off with it!"

Girl: "Huh?"

by spam&eggs.yo November 22, 2011

Rogue Toe

When you have one toe that will unexpectedly cramp and separate from the natural pointing angle of the other toes for many mins.

Last night I had my feet up and my left pinky went "Rogue Toe".

by Killthief September 7, 2011

fish-toe

An elongated clitoris that extends beyond labial lips of reduced size.

Morgan’s fish-toe was prominently displayed following a joust with Joe’s penis.

by Playswithscissors April 13, 2023

toe jackson

Toe Jackson, like Bo Jackson, except never hit Brian Bosworth....and is a Toe.

Toe Jackson has all of the sex.

Toe Jackson!

by dschlein October 21, 2018

toe roper

A name for a gay male hooker. Another name for 'Faggot', 'Queer', etc. Usually directed as an insult.

"Dude, you're such a fucking toe roper!"

"That toe roper just offered me sexual favors for money!"

by Papi Blanco July 10, 2017

Gramel Toe

1) Grandma camel toe
2) When a female wears nude colored underwear and has really bad camel toe

Guy: Babe, are you wearing granny panties?
Girl: No, I have to wear these with my white dress.
Guy: Lemme see...woahhhhh! Babe, you got some serious gramel toe!!!!!

by Gramel Toe August 21, 2017

Coma toes

When your feet go to sleep

"Hey, can you get a beer for me?"
"I can't. I'm coma toes."

by La May Lama June 27, 2018