Jol-leaved

A sothern term meaning the action of leaving a significant other for a set period of time to work on oneself using a list provided by the person leaving.

My wife jol-leaved me and now I need to complete her list.

by B_Bait April 10, 2023

Raking Leaves

The collection of money which has almost always been earned through illegal activity.

(10 PM)
Bill; Yo Steve, what are you doing right now?

Steve; I'm out raking leaves

Bill; Isn't it a little dark to be doing yard work?

Steve; Yard work! I'm out collecting money that the gamblers lost last weekend on the football games.

by gamisiking July 10, 2016

Burying and leaving

When you get your grill preggers but leave her with what you left buried like a true alpha

Chad, we bring you to court this day on the account of "burying and leaving." What is your defence?

by 4quaad January 18, 2018

Leaving FGAPI was the best decision of my life

Meme used in FGAPI Discord Server

X: "Leaving FGAPI was the best decision of my life"
Y: "I agree"

by Ocapa hacker September 27, 2021

blowing wet leaves

The act of performing fellatio on a flaccid penis; seemingly as futile as using a leaf blower on wet leaves.

The hooker was blowing wet leaves for 30 minutes and her john still couldn't get a hard-on.

by Bloody Plow October 12, 2017

Nose leavings

: a piece or pieces of dried nasal mucus

A more palatable term for Booger

singular: Nose-Leaving

Please don't flick your disgusting nose leavings on my rug. Go get a piece of tissue.

by babyzorilla April 26, 2009

Nose-Leaving

: a piece of dried nasal mucus

A more palatable term for Booger

Plural: Nose-Leavings

If I may please have a sheet of tissue to rid myself of this horrid nose-leaving that would be most appreciative. Thank you my good sir.

by babyzorilla April 26, 2009