Plant Killer

Someone who repeatedly kills plants through negligence and incompetence.

Anyone - Nabs fam, can you watch my plants for me when I'm away?
Nabs - Yeah course fam, anytime.
Anyone - *Returns* Fam why all my plants dead?
Nabs - Ahh I couldn't reach them
Anyone - That's cold, your sick, fucking plant killer

by Olli88 January 29, 2022

ninja plant

In Counter-Strike, a ninja plant occurs when a player on the T side plants the bomb very early into the round, onto a defended bomb site, unopposed.

Ninja plants are commonly achieved using a sneaky smoke bomb, with a clever choice of movement, or simply by pure luck. Ninja plants are usually embarrassing for the CTs, as it shows their lack of attention and/or skill.

Seeing the poor positioning of opponents, the T player took a deep breath before sneaking onto bomb site A, managing to ninja plant the bomb before the CTs could get him on his crosshair. He then quickly hid behind a box, waiting for his teammates to arrive at the bomb site.

by unterwegs November 17, 2024

couch plant

to sexually please someone.. on the couch

I would couch plant Evinger .. for an A+.

by couchplanter October 28, 2010

Plants getting watered

When one decides to commence partying ie; drinkmode also known as party mode.

Joe:(receives dumb text at 3AM)

Jane: (8AM looks at dumb text sent on phone) Texts Joe. Hey friend, sorry about that text, the plants getting watered early last night.

by misstara007 August 27, 2021

plant your zucchini in the backyard

to fuck someone in the ass

Oh so you're getting serious with her, huh? Has she let you plant your zucchini in the backyard yet?

by yungtrustfund3 August 8, 2023

in plant vacation

When the boss is out of the office and productivity completely stops. You're in the office, you're getting paid, but you sure aren't working!

"Hey, did you hear the boss took the rest of the day off?"
"Woo in plant vacation, baby!! I'm going to go watch Netflix in my office all day!"

by lazyclockwatcher May 4, 2014

plant gang

a slang word used by people who like or play as the plants inside video games such as piranha plant (super smash brothers ultimate) wormwood (don't starve together) or plantera (terraria)

holy cannoli, i like piranha plant too, plant gang!!!!

by paper horse filled with candy March 5, 2023