Timmy Con Carne

Alternative proper noun, created solely for:

Timothée Hal Chalamet (youngest ever Oscar nominee, Best Actor, and all round beautiful person).

So delicious a specimen is he, you'd think he'd made a pact with the devil, dang it.

"Timmy Con Carne? (sighs in exasperation), what I wouldn't give for just one taste"

Timmy Con Carne? Hubba hubba! Gading! Gading! Gading! Whoop! Woop!
Chalamet! Chalamet! Chalamet!

Timmy Con Carne? Yummy a.f. mate! I'll have 10 portions.

by @natty_bom_batty November 15, 2021

Timmy

The kind of dude that’s not funny but at the same time can make you laugh whenever because his jokes are so terrible. Quiet when he has no friends around, but can show his true personality when he is around his friends. You know, Timmy doesn’t sound like a very athletic name, but he actually enjoys sports; whether he is good or not. He has a very genuine smile, and honestly it’s pretty cute. He is also really smart in the math department, but acts stupid for no reason. He is pretty average, but can make anyones day just a tad bit better if you got to know a Timmy :)

Person 1: I think I genuinely like Timmy..
Person 2: Really!?! He seems so average though!
Person 1: I think thats what I like about him. He is just so normal that I am automatically drawn to his personality.
Person 2: Thats cheesy asf bro LMAO.

by kyouyakinnie November 21, 2021

Timmy

Horniest dude alive.

“Timmy’s texting me again.”

by omgicantfindausernamethatworks November 21, 2021

Timmy

Timmy got drip and style.

Loyal to his friends. Timmy is awesome.

Her man in the store tryna try his best

But he just can't seem to get Timmy fresh

by 123youknow November 22, 2021

Timyria

Weirdo who’s obsessed and names everything including herself bacon and waffles.

Timyria and orange juice is better than apple juice. Play with ya momma not me

by Bacon97 November 22, 2021

Timmya

Timmya is very pretty Sagittarius she got hoes ,she can stay in a relationship for months , so many people hate timmya for no reason timmya dont care she keep life foward , timmya is fun if you dont like her you just jealous

Timmya is Fun

by octavious brandon November 22, 2021

timeyah

Timeyah is the baddest bitch you’ve probably ever met. Shes smart kind and beautiful. Timeyah is super funny and and will always be loyal to you if reciprocated. Understand she is not the one or the two.

Damn did you see Timeyah today, she is such a bad bitch.

by Sadsunflower November 23, 2021