Celtic Thunder

When an Irish woman, crushes your skull with her thighs, whilst you are performing oral sex on her.

Me: I was eating Nora out, and she almost gave me a Celtic Thunder!

by Dominic Pacheco August 17, 2019

Thunder Cunt

A rich female authoritarian despot who lives like royalty, has a grating voice, complains, wags her fat little finger at her “subjects”, and enjoys destroying state economies.

I can’t stand watching the weekly briefings from the governor of New Mexico because she is a Thunder Cunt.

by Entirely Over It October 30, 2020

Thunder Chunder

When you ejaculate and diarrhea at the same time. The spasm (thunder) of both, normally due to sex after taco bell, is enough to break vertebrae and permanently disable.

You all hear ole Timmy got hemmed up? Damn Thunder Chunder done broke his back in 2 places..

by Squatchrider December 11, 2017

thunder thighs

a word used when a female has large thighs.

damn those are some big ass thunder thighs .

by big booty hoeez May 18, 2016

thunder jack

When you jackoff during a storm and finish after lightning strikes.

"Dude, it was pouring so hard last night I almost couldn't tell if I was able to do a thunder jack."

by Ponyboymlp April 22, 2016

thundering dumbass

A noun used to describe a person who rushes into abnormally stupid activities or situations he/she has no cause to be in or ability to successfully negotiate. i.e. one who "thunders" into stupid shit like a dumbass, hence the term. Usually reserved for those who are dumbasses to such a high degree / perform acts of dumbassery on such a regular basis, they require their own classification.

Al: "I'm going to go fight in a martial arts tournament on Tuesday."
Sal: "Dude, you've never taken martial arts before. You'll get your ass kicked. Why are you always looking for a fight?"
Al: "Nah man I'll fuck up anybody who tries that Judo shit on me"
Sal: "Stop being a thundering dumbass. Just have some drinks with the boys instead."
Al: *proceeds to get his ass kicked on Tuesday*

by the bad Ag February 21, 2019

thundering yoohoo

A person with a severe case of Diarrhea.

I've been thundering yoohoo since I ate that cheap Chinese food last night.

by Tyrell Lamont April 20, 2018