Thomas Magnum

When your partner is laying down, face up, straddle his/her chest, and while receiving oral from your partner, shit on his/her chest, giving that bushy, hairy chest look, just like Thomas Magnum, from Magnum P.I.

Honey, my chest was a little moist and warm last night when you gave me the Thomas Magnum treatment.

by MochaDiet August 3, 2012

thomas Hadley

the coolest dude ever PERIOD yeah he gets those

i just had a Thomas Hadley

by mista biggs March 27, 2011

Thomas and the Colours

Greatest Season 10 episode of Thomas

Man, Thomas and the Colours is so good, I love it, especially the hit era aesthetic

by ffarquhar March 5, 2023

jade thomas

an absolute slut

jade thomas is such a white bitch!! i hate her.

by scoliosisheadass October 17, 2019

Thomas Wilkins

stupid fat 6’4 canadian retard that lives in Ardrossan, Alberta, Canada. Also Ezra is 2000000x better than him!

Hey look, it’s Thomas Wilkins, LINCH HIM!

by big stepp_6969 August 29, 2021

Kyle Thomas

kyle thomas

kyle thomas has alot of amazing pets. some may say hes so lucky as it seems as though he has a zoo in his house! He’s so grateful for his fans aswell

by kylesbean June 1, 2021

Thomas Müller

That one German footballer who beat the 2 GOATS Of football CR7 and Messi

Thomas Müller just beat Brazil 7-1

by Droit May 25, 2023