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Kiss the Witch

Slang within gay circles, namely religious priest who are trying to hide their homosexuality, that refers to kissing the underside of a circumcised penis. The term is used as code for beginning a "blow job" to relieve sexual tensions. Mockery of the matter is the penis head circumcized looks like a witch with a hat. This is purported to be the slang used by ghost gay leaders within the Catholic Church and has been considered "odd" and peculiar by Talk Show Host Raymond Arroyo. It is code given the dispute as to whether Sodomy is sin or whether modern science has proven sexuality transcends natural law.
"Let me heal you with my mouth and kiss the witch". Just calm down and let someone kiss the witch.
by Templar Knight of Light October 20, 2023
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Witch's titty

Try this witch's titty, it's fuckin dangerous.
by Chunkley March 31, 2021
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Witch Stew

When you cum in a gaping vagina hole and mix it around with your penis.
Sorry she can't come today, she is still recovering from the Witch Stew I gave her last night!
by UnderpantsPatrol August 9, 2022
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Blair Witch Bubble

When a man ejaculates so for early in his partners mouth it fills their nasal cavities forming a bubble of cum in one or both of the nostrils.
SKÖL Bro 1: How did your date with that Attention Piece go last night?

SKÖL Bro 2: Dude she sucked me off so good I gave her a Blair Witch Bubble.
by TOTEMIR January 2, 2022
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Night Witch

The worst card in clash royale, despite its legendary rarity. It produces bats every few seconds, wich are pretty much useless. No one likes night witch.
“Night witch is good”

Oh yeah and the sky is green
by okcostello November 22, 2021
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Crotch-witch

If a man tells you to make him a "sandwich", imagine him in a three-sum with two women, but if you wanna get in a girl's pants, call her a crotch-witch.
by Para-nuro-chick January 14, 2021
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Etsy Witch

An "Etsy witch" refers to individuals selling spells, rituals, and other magical services on the online marketplace Etsy.
Bonnaroo was cancelled because we forgot to pay the Etsy witch 😓
by Issameee July 8, 2025
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