The subgenre of music depicting the intense feelings and anger after a strong simp episode. Includes phonk music
Gym Rat: “Bro, he’s been hitting PR’s every day at the gym this week… what happened?”
Gym Socrates: “He’s been listening to post simpcore and dryscooping away the pain bro”
Gym Socrates: “He’s been listening to post simpcore and dryscooping away the pain bro”
by notShaq February 14, 2023
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Betty checked-in to her doctor's office on FB, vaguely stating, "One of two appointments today." Prompting concerned people to comment "What's going on?" Or "Hope everything is ok." Betty either did not reply or wrote, "PM me." Come on Betty, that was a Parched Post.
Brittany posted on social media last night, "So done with fake people." But she's too chicken to actually name these fake people. Parched Post!
Louise lamented on FB that is was her birthday and no one remembered. Poor Louise. Louise is looking for empty happy birthdays from old classmates and co-workers she hasn't seen in years. What a Parched Post.
Brittany posted on social media last night, "So done with fake people." But she's too chicken to actually name these fake people. Parched Post!
Louise lamented on FB that is was her birthday and no one remembered. Poor Louise. Louise is looking for empty happy birthdays from old classmates and co-workers she hasn't seen in years. What a Parched Post.
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You still follow that girl Carley on insta??
Hell no foo.. she be doing nothing but envy posting. I unfollowed her ages ago
Hell no foo.. she be doing nothing but envy posting. I unfollowed her ages ago
by Echobud August 23, 2023
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Pete: Your sister is so delicious
John: No, Andrew's sister is delicious
Andrew: I know, I got a taste of her yesterday
Pete: Nice sniper post, John.
In this example, John is writing his reply while Andrew is writing his, and posting milliseconds before Andrew. This is called sniper posting
John: No, Andrew's sister is delicious
Andrew: I know, I got a taste of her yesterday
Pete: Nice sniper post, John.
In this example, John is writing his reply while Andrew is writing his, and posting milliseconds before Andrew. This is called sniper posting
by MisterNotSoT February 2, 2012
Get the Sniper posting mug.Bruh, we had just done hooking up and then she started talking about her feelings, I was totally post verbal by then. Couldn't say anything meaningful back, just grunted approvingly and fell asleep.
by ludope April 3, 2021
Get the post verbal mug.The idea Snap Chat stole from Katie. You post ideas and pictures and then they disappear....like ghosts. Yandi doesnt believe it. But it happened. Ghost Post. Patent Pending. Copywright 1984.
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