Poor effort in the office

To preform blatant laziness and complete dereliction of duty at hand

Bill Rick and Kevin demonstrated a poor effort in the office by dropping the ball

by Just pawns July 9, 2021

Poor

Whoever doesn't have a private jet is considered poor

HA! You don't have a private jet! You're poor.

by SCRAPAPAPAPAPAPAAAAA November 10, 2021

Poor Man’s Ether

Having sex with your wife in order to sleep.

Hey mama, I’m having trouble sleeping. Can I get a shot of some Poor Man’s Ether. Pwease!!

by anonymous July 6, 2023

poor man's roll

Taking an Amphetamine and a Benzodiazepine simultaneously to emulate the effects of extacy when said substance is unavailable or unreliable or you just prefer the PMR.

Dood I popped like three klonapin and some Dex This is the poor man's roll!

by elwoood13 November 5, 2013

Racecar poor

You spend all your money on cars. You never leave yourself money for food, but always have money for car parts.

I’m racecar poor I have no money for food.

by I spend all my money on cars October 22, 2023

Piss on the poor

A Tumblr Word and phrase that describes brutally misinterpreting something to the point it’s a whole new post or not comprehending something so horribly wrong that it’s a whole new sentence.

Comes from the Tumblr post where someone says “the reading comprehension on this site is piss poor” “HOW DARE YOU SAY WE PISS ON THE POOR!” /j

An example

Person 1: “My friend was talking about this show that has depictions of incest and how it was pretty good”
Person 2: “INCEST IS SO BAD BRO YOUR FRIEND LIKES THAT SHIT??”
Person 1: “piss on the poor right there what the fuck?”

by anonymous October 3, 2024

Poor Man’s bidet

When a person is defecating and a large splash of water caused by their poop enters the butthole at the perfect time, coincidentally cleaning it.

Thought it was going to be a messy one, but the poor man’s bidet cleaned me right up!

by poopprodigies May 22, 2023