help

something you ask your teachers but they tell you the complete opposite shit you asked for

me:i need help

teacher:yes

me: whats 2+2?

Teacher: are you a Patriots fan

by base_ment April 22, 2020

help

Automatically justified to shoot anyone screaming this threatening word at you

"HELP" - Man who was threatening the police by raising his hand violently

by Holmgierr October 20, 2022

help im gulping niggas

HELP IM GULPIN THEM TOO MUCH I NEED SAYAAN TOWER NOW NEOWWWW GULP CHOKE CCCCC COOSK

help im gulping niggas "ARE U DOING OKAY NEED HELP?" 'what did i say.

by nlgger gulper July 7, 2021

I need some dog on help!

A voiceline from the popular game team fortress 2 which comes from the engineer when you press c + 1

Demoman : THAT ENGINEER IS A SPY

Engineer : I need some dog on help!

by MSCPT March 28, 2023

KAZ NEEDS HELP

A phrase used whenever that weird lesbian starts speaking and is making literally no since.

"Okay, makes sense"
"Huh?"
"I'll do it right now!"
"Oh, Kaz Needs Help"

by KINGNETIC March 21, 2021

Help from Gaza

A term used in battle royal games

Used to refer to 3rd partying, or where another enemy squad interrupts the fight you were already in

"Bro there's another squad"
"Aw shit, they're receiving help from Gaza"

by RuTr0wRaGgy March 20, 2024

help

when someone desperately needs you to politely and quickly get your ass over there to help them, if you want to ig

taylor swifts baby daddy: HELP IM HAVE A CHILD
that one girl: lol no

by the guy banging ur mom December 26, 2021