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Gift Baby

A baby who should have been given away because they won’t develop properly in the household but wasn’t given away so grew up extremely abnormal

Gift baby’s are often born with neonatal abstinence syndrome (Drugs in their system)
What to say to someone who just doesn't know when to stfu.
You’re a real gift baby yanno that”
by B3NZ0S4BREAKFAST September 28, 2023
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Gift of the Gab

The ability to lure children into one's dungeon.
Wtaf, George. You have the gift of the gab. I thought I told you that 5 kids in your basement was enough!
by Xvsgwksbdgud January 24, 2020
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Gifted Cunts

When someone gets gifted in a game especially Rocket League. When psyonix favors and looks after the opposition and does everything it can go fuck you of an earned win
Played a game of rocket league earlier and there was gifted cunts left right and center
by Robbed when November 9, 2018
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universal gift

When you go shopping high and you end up with something completely useless yet can't return it and don't want to throw it away so you save it and gift it.
Peter: whatcha gonna do with that post-christmas gingerbread house kit? Gary: keep it as a universal gift for someone like my grandma or cousin next year. Peter: ya, I regifted one of those this year to my teacher. Gary: Nice.
by Endless Summertime January 1, 2011
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Gradual Monetary Gifting

This is when a child recieves a birthday card that contains a dollar bill for each year of his age. This would increase every year to follow.
"Grandma gave Andrew $12 dollar bills, one for every year of his age ! " Susie told her mother.

"That's called Gradual Monetary Gifting," mother explained.
by Satinruffles February 14, 2017
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Faggot Gift

A gift so bad that it basically outs the giver as a faggot.
Joe Biden must've been too afraid to call the President of Kenya a porch monkey, so he gave him a faggot gift instead: a pair of rocking chairs.
by Publius0987 April 10, 2025
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Gift that keeps on giving

A lovely man/woman who is viewed as a gift that brings constant and continuous joy.
Babe, you bring me so much happiness. You're the gift that keeps on giving.
by Patrick Sway-Z April 5, 2023
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