A baby who should have been given away because they won’t develop properly in the household but wasn’t given away so grew up extremely abnormal
Gift baby’s are often born with neonatal abstinence syndrome (Drugs in their system)
Gift baby’s are often born with neonatal abstinence syndrome (Drugs in their system)
by B3NZ0S4BREAKFAST September 28, 2023

Wtaf, George. You have the gift of the gab. I thought I told you that 5 kids in your basement was enough!
by Xvsgwksbdgud January 24, 2020

When someone gets gifted in a game especially Rocket League. When psyonix favors and looks after the opposition and does everything it can go fuck you of an earned win
by Robbed when November 9, 2018

When you go shopping high and you end up with something completely useless yet can't return it and don't want to throw it away so you save it and gift it.
Peter: whatcha gonna do with that post-christmas gingerbread house kit? Gary: keep it as a universal gift for someone like my grandma or cousin next year. Peter: ya, I regifted one of those this year to my teacher. Gary: Nice.
by Endless Summertime January 1, 2011

This is when a child recieves a birthday card that contains a dollar bill for each year of his age. This would increase every year to follow.
"Grandma gave Andrew $12 dollar bills, one for every year of his age ! " Susie told her mother.
"That's called Gradual Monetary Gifting," mother explained.
"That's called Gradual Monetary Gifting," mother explained.
by Satinruffles February 14, 2017

Joe Biden must've been too afraid to call the President of Kenya a porch monkey, so he gave him a faggot gift instead: a pair of rocking chairs.
by Publius0987 April 10, 2025

by Patrick Sway-Z April 5, 2023
