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Ditch Dragger

A Ditch Dragger suffers from poor eyesight and a terrible sense of direction, especially in familiar territory. At least once a year, the ditch dragger will crash a perfectly good truck into a drain that has been there for years.
The Ditch dragger is particularly common on farms, and usually has a proclivity for molesting innocent farm animals.
"fuck me, did you see what that clown did this time? what a fucking ditch dragger!"
by Group_Shaggalong April 28, 2021
mugGet the Ditch Draggermug.

ditch cricket

Female one who dwells around the truck and trailer park hiding in the ditch in the dark licking the chin off her face.
The obscene ways of a truck stop creature comes afar came as I was grabbing hotdogs with my buddy I squealed and she rank told that ditch cricket to kick rocks
by Pastor Michael April 20, 2018
mugGet the ditch cricketmug.

Ditching

I fucked a girl in a ditch the other day, I was ditching long into the night
by Smedge April 16, 2021
mugGet the Ditchingmug.

ditch friend

A ditch friend is a type of friend, being treated as a ditch friend means that you would be considered a friend, but you would be immediately be abandoned given the opportunity.
1: people keep treating me like a ditch friend
2: that's sad, anyways I'm gonna unfriend you now
1: oh, ok
by A Lonely Introvert October 6, 2022
mugGet the ditch friendmug.

the ditching hour

The time after which it is socially acceptable to depart from a boring event or social obligation like a wedding reception, fundraiser, or birthday party.
I think it's about the ditching hour. The bouquet has been tossed, The bar is out of decent scotch, and Aunt Millie is falling down on the dance floor.
by you got it made August 18, 2011
mugGet the the ditching hourmug.

Ditch Chicken

A mascot that stands in a ditch outside of a place of business for advertising purposes. Bonus if it's actually a chicken restaurant or chicken costume.
The ditch chicken isn't driving much business into the restaurant.
by TX_Drewdad September 12, 2022
mugGet the Ditch Chickenmug.

ditch head

ditch is the slang word for a bitch dating a dick head and they b happy but they both mega jerks
whats you ship name?
ditch head

wut?
by yeetious June 23, 2019
mugGet the ditch headmug.

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