ditch head

ditch is the slang word for a bitch dating a dick head and they b happy but they both mega jerks

whats you ship name?
ditch head

wut?

by yeetious June 23, 2019

the ditching hour

The time after which it is socially acceptable to depart from a boring event or social obligation like a wedding reception, fundraiser, or birthday party.

I think it's about the ditching hour. The bouquet has been tossed, The bar is out of decent scotch, and Aunt Millie is falling down on the dance floor.

by you got it made August 18, 2011

Ditch Chicken

A mascot that stands in a ditch outside of a place of business for advertising purposes. Bonus if it's actually a chicken restaurant or chicken costume.

The ditch chicken isn't driving much business into the restaurant.

by TX_Drewdad September 12, 2022

Ditching

To have sex in a ditch

I fucked a girl in a ditch the other day, I was ditching long into the night

by Smedge April 16, 2021

Ditch Puma

A ferrel cat that roams the ditches of rural areas. such as New Ulm, Minnesota

originally coined in Southern MN

person 1: "look at that stray cat."
person 2 :" idk looks kinda like a warthog."
person 3 : "nah man that's a majestic ditch puma!"

by itsmillertime122 June 12, 2021

Baby-Ditching

Ditching school to babysit

MC will be baby-ditching school tomorrow.

by DixieLola October 31, 2019

Ditch-fox

A sewer rat, or perhaps 'gutter trash'. Old prussian slang for Berlin street boys used as sperm banks by the germanic aristocracy.

"Mein uncle vos a ditch-fox, unst his child vill be a ditch-fox as vell!"

by bubbleboy69420 March 15, 2018