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huge

reference to the fact that the OG xbox is humongous.
yo this fucking box is xbox (huge).
by letig January 5, 2020
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Xbox One

As an xbox player for 3 years, I can rightfully say that Xbox has dissapointed me for almost every day of those 3 years.

1. It’s core services randomly go “offline”. We all know that theres some rat hiding in the hq who clicks random buttons that runs away laughing because he ruined the evening of millions of gamers. His pay check is as good as a bucket of dirt. These core services mean everything so when these go offline, everything is broken. Games, store, apps, litterally anything. At that point its as useless as beating a jellyfish to death with a stick. They also dont fix this for about a full day so theres pretty much millions of players just sitting there reading “our ‘engineers’ are working very hard to fix this issue”.

2. The menus are usually slow and unresponsive. The ‘cursor’, if you will, just doesnt appear sometimes. Your then navigating nothing.

3. Sometimes when you turn on your xbox, the controllers can’t connect. You cant reconnect them unless you restart your xbox.

4. You lose connection to parties even though your still connected to an online game

5. It just doesnt install stuff by itself when you think youve made it clear enough that you want something to download.

You tell your friend to get on to play the new game, but oh wait! Its waiting to be installed!
Xbox one - a product with many hard working engineers!
by wrocald September 6, 2019
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xbox crew

A dysfunctional group of people who are also retard's and useless to society they cannot play rainbow six siege
by Foodmcdonalldisnigger July 2, 2017
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XBOX LIVE!!!!

A term used within the online series "Yo Mama!", a series founded by Zack James and Alex Negrete, in where the fictional character Brody Foxx, will yell "XBOX LIVE!!", insulting mothers who think Xbox Live is a concert.
YO MAMA SO STUPID, she bought tickets to XBOX LIVE!!!!. Get it, cuz she thought it was a concert.
by monochronos12 August 27, 2023
mugGet the XBOX LIVE!!!!mug.

Xbox

Xbox is the best
by ok boomer 12353 November 29, 2019
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Xbox Bad

His choice wasn’t just bad it was Xbox Bad!
by G4AllDay February 27, 2024
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