twinkie

a cream filled desert. THATS IT. it's not a fucking "asian who acts white" just because an asian is bad at school that does not mean they are fucking ACTING WHITE OR ANYTHING ELSE. JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE IS ASIAN DOES NOT AUTOMATICALLY MAKE THEM A FUCKING GENIUS AND PEOPLE NEED TO START FUCKING REALIZING THAT INSTEAD OF BEING IGNORANT LITTLE SHITS AND TREATING THEM AS SOME HOMEWORK MACHINE OR ASKING THEM FOR ANSWERS AUTOMATICALLY ASSUMING THEY KNOW

stupid person: hey, asian guy. what are the answers for all of these questions?
asian guy: i don't know
stupid person: whaaa? i thought you were supposed to be asian. what a twinkie
asian guy: actually, just because i am asian does not make me a genius and automatically know everything, so fuck off

by indigonanza November 17, 2018

Texas twinkie

The act of rubbing one’s penis through hot gravel and then shoving it up a woman’s asshole while ejaculating

I gave Julian a Texas Twinkie the other day.

by JuanFepe334 May 22, 2025

Deep Fried Twinkie

The act of busting a fat nut inside your girls wet cunt and then after you fill her up like a Twinkie you splash hot oil all over her sloppy pussy.

Hey Gavin, you should’ve seen the load of jizz bellowing out of that Deep Fried Twinkie I gave your girl last night.

by MissMonk April 19, 2021

Twinky

An insult to feminine men or homosexual men. Using the word "Twink" and turning it into a derogatory term.

"Simon is a total Twinky"

"Shut your face you Twinky"

by Izzie/Isaiah (Genderfluid) October 1, 2023

Dutch Twinkie

Similar to a Dutch oven, but you hold her head under the covers during a blow job.

I was debating hold that fart in, but decided the Dutch twinkie route would be funnier, so I just held her head down there when I let go.

by IndegoSkye July 30, 2021

pulled pork twinkie

A sexual move involving a willing obese male and female, pork lard & sweetened whipped cream.

Holy fuck, did you see that sweet sweet pulled pork twinkie at the orgy last night? I pity the guy that has to clean that up.

by Princ3Rufio June 25, 2020

Twinkie twins

Girls who have slept with the same guy.

Omg you slept with "Nate" too? We're twinkie twins now!

by Sadgirlb June 4, 2020