seal pose

During intercourse when in missionary, having your arms locked pushing down on a surface is called the seal pose. This is because you supposedly resemble a seal while going deeper into her

Her: damn u really in the seal pose right now?
Him: fuck ya im in seal pose it's better
Her: you look funny asf

by anonymous March 30, 2022

Seal maach

A hopeless romantic with a resting bitch face . She's often the powerhouse of parties and has amazing capacity. Roasts really well.

Look at that aunt flirting with the guys , shes a seal maach!

by Rjyanta March 7, 2020

greasing the seal

Post ejaculation of solo masturbation, said person takes their cum and rubs it inside and out of their asshole while making seal sounds.

"ARF! ARF! ARF! greasing the seal!"

by jimmy_chicken July 26, 2012

seal

something that you club

Do you want to go seal clubbing?

by fucking normies REEEEe October 25, 2017

Dealed the seal

To horrifically ruin a romantic excursion; "sealing the deal" gone sour.

"Greg sneezed over his date's boobs last night; that really dealed the seal."

by Dealedtheseal April 21, 2013

Break the seal

To urinate often after peeing one time partying.

Your boy Lev just had to break the seal. You know he's the first person I ever heard say that

by Dhale78 February 24, 2023

seal

A type of hold you have on a person. For example, having sex with a girl can create a certain hold on a girl that makes her attached to you.

Yeah, I took her out to the movies. I definitely got a seal on her

by apwiz February 9, 2020