Plastic Bouquets

1. Like it's imagery, plastic bouquets is a declaration of love that is cheap and somewhat insincere.

2. Plastic bouquets are acts of love that are cheap or easy and thus do not have the meaning they are intended.

Showing up at her doorstep in the middle of the night was sweet but she couldn't help feeling as if it was all plastic bouquets.

Despite his sincere and desperate love, his actions all seemed like a plastic bouquet and he was left brokenhearted.

by iiexistential June 03, 2006

Plastic Bag

When you do not have a condom

Hey girl if the plastic bag fits it fits.

by Ace Kaye December 04, 2021

Spinning Plastic

Playing vinyl records.

I just got some new vinyl, wanna go spin some plastic?

I can't hear you, I'm spinning plastic.

by deadpocketss December 30, 2011

Plastic head

A politician with so much makeup and wax that he looks like plastic

That fucking Lindsey Graham is a true plastic head

by Plastic head September 18, 2017

Whip out the plastic

To pay or offer to pay for something using a credit (or debit) card.

Before you whip out the plastic for your next purchase, check whether alternative and cheaper payment methods might be available.

by wzofoz October 20, 2022

Plastic Dildopenis

A all-round dickhead. Bad appearance, no brain, short penis, and all that jazz.

This molester is such a Plastic Dildopenis!

by Delusionally Yours May 20, 2009

plastic gat

Non metal guns

I'm getting that new plastic gat at the shop.

by Boxx3purple August 17, 2022