ya mums a doorknob

Meaning your mum is a slag

"ya mums a doorknob, everyone's had a turn"

by Gimme cancer December 18, 2017

ur son a mum

Single most powerful insult in the universe, stronger than ur brother a mother. Merely uttering it will create a giant black hole that implodes the multiverse and all its parallel dimensions.

Bob: Ur brother a mother
*massive earthquake breaks out*
Carl: Ur son a mum
*All life is annihilated, the universes collide and spontaneously self-destruct*

by meep moop beep boop March 21, 2018

the farm mums gc

the best gc on twitter. everyone in it is simply the best. they believe in daisy the kitten supremacy

“Hey the farm mums gc is the best group chat ever!”

by gerito_power November 8, 2020

your mum on toast

A humerous and witty retort aimed at people who offend you using the popular slang "your mum" which can have deep and hurtful meanings to the receiver often resulting in them getting annoyed and wanting to fight.

This line asks the receiver to visualise their own mother ona slice of toast, often with side fillings such as cheese , the funnier more extreme the better.

"Your mum!"
"Yeh? well your fuckin mum on toast with cheese and lettuce smothered in tomato sauce!"

"hey dude you fuckin suck"
"Your mum on toast bitch"

by GF September 4, 2008

Your Mum Gay

When someone tells you that your mum is gay and that she likes men.

Person:

Lol Your Mum Gay.

Me:
:(

by Blorty Bart October 18, 2017

Ya Mum Reflex

When "Ya Mum" is your only comeback and answer to every question possible. Usually developes in year nine boys.

Whats up?: Ya mum
OMG guess what!!: ya mum?
I'm going to the movies with Nikki tomorrow: i'm going with ya mum
This tastes like lipgloss: Ya mum tasles like lipgloss
Thats cheap!: ya mum's cheap
i love you: i love ya mum
Ultimate burger meal: ya mums the ultimate burger meal!
Did you do your homework?: i did ya mum!
What kind of music do you listen to?: ya mum
What do you want for your birthday?: Ya mum!
Dude you look like a zombie: so does ya mum
Any Questions?: Ya Mum!!
Guess what, i just finished Guitar Hero on Expert!: ...ya mum....
seriously cbf doing this assignment: neither can ya mum
i wish superman was real: ya mum is superman
Why??: because ya mum

i hate your fricken ya mum reflex!!

by AJI27 August 16, 2009

suck your mum

when having and argument wiv someone this is the way to stop it.

go and suck your mum!!!!

by liam April 8, 2005