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Doodle Logging

Whenever you have to take a nice solid shit but instead of letting it drop you clench it with your anus. You then waddle over to the bare walls, turn around and bend over to expose the tip of shit and use the walls as your canvas.
Nick forgot to lock the bathroom door again. When I walked in he was doodle logging my walls. I really think he's the next Picasso. I just wish he practiced his craft at his own place.
by Merchaholic March 5, 2020
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log theory

A scientific study involving salesmen and the subsequent effects attributed to the act of defecation. The Log Theory inferred that the probability of a successful close would be heightened as a result of an antecedent bowl movement. It has since been accepted as scientific fact.
Log Theory case study: On more than one occasion we observed Roman's return from the restroom to result in the immediate close of a deal on his next call dialed.
by wordsmithphd June 7, 2017
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sprog log

When someone consumes copious amounts of seaman via their anus that their next stool is majority seaman.
Mel: I have been taking it up the backdoor so much lately im shitting nothing but sprog logs.
by Adzey_jenno July 2, 2016
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Decorative Log

Intentionally leaving a turd in the toilet, for others to view and be amazed by
Lucy left Duncan a decorative log.

'Wow!' Duncan said 'what's gone into that?!'
by Barneyfowell June 22, 2016
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log smog

A cloud of gasses that escape the anus by passing by a fat turd on the way out and retaining the essence of defecation. Also referred to as PPFs

The steamy cloud of rancid ass-gasses left in a bathroom after dropping a hearty dougan. See also log fog.
Don't breathe through your mouth, bro. You'll get a mad taste of that log smog.
by Zero2None September 20, 2016
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Slug Log

A large uncircumcised chode penis that's slick from taking a dip into a vag.
Robbie surprised me when he pulled out and I saw his slug log.
by Sallytwist July 23, 2016
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salt log

Good god that salt log is so tasty
by professional salt log January 29, 2018
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