A scientific study involving salesmen and the subsequent effects attributed to the act of defecation. The Log Theory inferred that the probability of a successful close would be heightened as a result of an antecedent bowl movement. It has since been accepted as scientific fact.
Log Theory case study: On more than one occasion we observed Roman's return from the restroom to result in the immediate close of a deal on his next call dialed.
by wordsmithphd June 7, 2017
Get the log theorymug. by Chopper Zombie August 2, 2022
Get the Divinity logmug. while having sex in toilet stall person bent over taking it from behind and the hands slip off toilet and face plunges into toilet water..bobbing for logs
scott met a girl at the bar they went into the bathroom for a quickie and ended up having her bob for logs in the process
by Gnu782 September 24, 2023
Get the bob for logsmug. Whenever you have to take a nice solid shit but instead of letting it drop you clench it with your anus. You then waddle over to the bare walls, turn around and bend over to expose the tip of shit and use the walls as your canvas.
Nick forgot to lock the bathroom door again. When I walked in he was doodle logging my walls. I really think he's the next Picasso. I just wish he practiced his craft at his own place.
by Merchaholic March 5, 2020
Get the Doodle Loggingmug. by Mr Joe Daki January 20, 2023
Get the Logging on in 60mug. Adj: Food such as vegetables or seafood delights fully loaded with great flavor due to the fact that they were drenched in melted butter.
Steve: Yo Mike how do you want my girl to prepare your vegetables?
Mike: Com'on Steve, you know I only eat greens if they are butter logged!
Steve: True true, no doubt me too!
Mike: Com'on Steve, you know I only eat greens if they are butter logged!
Steve: True true, no doubt me too!
by Bountee Killa August 3, 2009
Get the Butter Loggedmug. When you take a shit and use the turd as a fleshlight, creampie aforementioned turd like a Boston cream donut
Guy 1: man I am hella hungry rn I could seriously use a Boston log
Guy 2: what the actual fuck is wrong with you
Guy 2: what the actual fuck is wrong with you
by boston logger January 6, 2023
Get the Boston logmug.