George Lewis

The generic name for the biggest dickhead on the planet

"Did you hear about that dumbass George Lewis?"
"Yep, he fucked an apricot"

by natalie wood fan August 10, 2022

John Lewis Teaspoon

The process of getting a shiny new Teaspoon from John Lewis and using it to extract someone's eyeball then having intercourse with the empty socket

Glenn is such an *sshole if he keeps it up im totally going to John Lewis Teaspoon him.

by 969-696 February 16, 2024

isabelle and lewis

The best couple you could ever have. Perfect for each other in so many ways, its unbeleivable. The only way you could screw this couple up, is if one of them went behind the others back and does one stupid little mistake, that could ruin their love. Dont be the isabelle and lewis to screw up your relationship, even if its only a 'thing'. You'll realize you lost the most important thing you ever had, and all your love will be gone, only left with an empty broken heart full of your mistakes.

Tye:isabelle and lewis are so great together!

Alice:yeah, but I heard Isabelle kissed another guy

Tye:I bet shes heartbroken, he didnt deserve that.

Alice:I know, I bet she regrets it times a million!

by izzyslizz September 5, 2011

carl lewis

When slipping out for a crafty cigarette, one may be described as popping out for a 'carl lewis'. ie a quick fag.

Watch the phones for me Nobby, I'm just nipping down the back stairs for a carl lewis.

by Hector Blap October 3, 2015

Lewis WhITE

A severe rapist specifically in 9 year olds called Isabella

Was featured in xxvideos.com/Little Izzys Destruction

He is a proper Lewis White

by WSDFSFSFSF April 7, 2022

Lewis's Loophole

or poophole (n.) A legal loophole where a girl uses a strap-on to peg you for your anal pleasure. It's not considered gay because it's with a girl.

I want to get fucked in the ass so bad, but it's kind of gay. So, I will invoke Lewis's Loophole.

by Facenub December 6, 2024

Lewis

Lewis is the greatest guy you will ever meet. he is funny, has a giant dick, is the funniest person. Lewis is a keeper, if u ever meet one never let him go because you will regret it till the day you die. Lewis will always care for you because he is the nicest person in the world and loves you so much.

yo did you hear that new kid lewis is so hot!!??
yeah im with him because he is so hot and he has a massive horse cock!!!

by popping pimple pies November 22, 2020