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the root beer float

The act of doing anal and having the femael gender shit on your dck clean it with her mouth and then keep it on her mouth and then you cum on your chest and then she spits it on your chest: The rooot bear float
man ishe really lovess the root beer float
by Soy Sause November 30, 2017
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Caulk the wagon and float it

to stick your dick in a girl doggy and then pick her ass up and bounce it on you
dont bend your hips, dont ask her to do it; just caulk the wagon and float it.
by Blake the amazin October 3, 2007
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The Monster of Florence

A serial killer in Italy who went around cutting girl's vaginas out. Usually he found them in cars parked in olive groves having sex with their boyfriends. The killer was never caught, and still roams Italy to this day.

The author Douglas Preston wrote a book on the subject, entitled 'The Monster of Florence', which is being made in to a movie starring George Clooney
Holy fuck, I never want to run in to the Monster of Florence, he'd cut my vagina out!
by Gonzo666 April 6, 2011
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Men what is the equivalent of flowers to you

A typical quote used be people as a significant ploy for attention. This question gets posted by depressed and useless individuals on anonymous social media apps as they know it will get comments and make them feel recognized for once in their sad excuse of a life.
Hmm, nobody talks to me :( Oh wait, I have an idea! *goes on social media* “Men what is the equivalent of flowers to you”
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 7, 2022
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If the roof is rusted, the basement is flooded

An expression describing the attractiveness of red heads and the wild wet ride they are
“See that beautiful ginger over there?”

You know what they say!!! If the roof is rusted, the basement is flooded.
by Mr_handzz July 29, 2025
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Floop the Pig

Often used within the context of a turn based strategy game between two players 'Flooping the Pig' refers to singular successful manoeuvre that one can repeat against one's opponent as they have no means of countering it.
"Once Steve played that enchantment he was able to just floop the pig each turn until he won, there was nothing I could do"
by Tøggle July 21, 2012
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Flogging the Log

I heard that John's mom walked in on him while he was flogging the log.
by Kyleh4171 January 1, 2009
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