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Cuckoo Bats

A funny kind of crazy but on the verge of lunacy. You definitely want to be a part of something that’s cuckoo bats but have an exit strategy. You never want to be responsible for activities that result from acting cuckoo bats, hence the afore mentioned exit strategy.
That sounds cuckoo bats, let’s do it!

Nope, that’s cuckoo bats, I’m staying right here.
by Meridianprice August 22, 2021
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spark a bat

Bat.

a BIG marijuana joint. Spark. Fire; as in light the joint.
Crank up your speakers, sit back and spark a bat.
by vajhra March 20, 2011
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Bat-Span

When a dude grabs his balls in each hand and stretches his scrotum up and out to the sides intending to replicate a bat stretching out its wings. The stretched out scrotum represents the wings and the head of the penis represents the head of the bat. Much like in nature, the bigger the wings the more impressive the Bat-Span! (Best results after a hot bath or hot-tubbing)
(Showing off to Girlfriend) Babe! Check out my Bat-Span!
by SpicyBry January 26, 2022
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Snaking a bat

Smoking the remaining drugs in a pipe. Usually refers to the resin coating the inside of the stem, or the last bit of someone's bag.
"What are you doing?"
"Snaking a bat."
"Aw, you snaked what was left in my bowl!? That's all I had left!!"
by Bottom-feeder Beater October 24, 2019
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squirrel-bat

a mythical creature who creates sunshine and is thought to have achieved perfection.
There is supposedly one in existence today.
person A: "what's so great about the squirrel-bat?"

person B: "EVERYTHING"
by tacobell263 October 15, 2010
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healthy-bat

oh that’s healthy-bat!
by deletekaylan December 8, 2020
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Pull Bat

Verb. A variation of the latin word "wingmanicus"

1. To help a brother out when some snap is on the line.
2. Taking the fat friend so your boy can get some sex in.
3. Employing tactics such as "I'll fuck the fat friend" or "Be a dick and make me look better" in order to secure either fellatio or sexual intercourse.
"I had pussy and vodka wrapped around my neck all night, and you guys couldn't pull bat!"

"Jessie really pulled bat during the Fellatio Bowl of 2010!"
by jlh1984 January 14, 2010
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