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single 15

Single 15 - a) losing 15 pounds after a break up - because "you've lost your appetite" and/or you want to be hot. b) you gain 15 pounds after breaking up - because you're "so upset," drinking like cray, eating ice cream, and/or are on tinder.
-"Omg, we just broke up, how have I already gained the single 15!?"

-"Ugh, the only good thing about leaving him was the single 15!"
by Single15 July 29, 2014
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April 15

You: Hey, do you wanna go out
Her: Sorry, but no
You: But it’s April 15th
by ConMan33490 November 30, 2019
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November 15

*nocks on door* “yes?” Hey, it’s November 15!” “So?” *kisses* “byee!!”
by Short squirrel November 5, 2021
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October 15

it’s October 15th! I’m going to eat my finger.
by Jeffery bezos October 12, 2021
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November 15

On November 15 it’s national cuddle up or hug a boy day. Girls do it to a boy tomorrow. Don’t get scared just go for it.
Oh it’s November 15?? Go hug or cuddle with a boy!
by DiMeLo dRIPY November 14, 2019
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January 15

The day humans leave for Mars.
Person 1: Did you here about whats going on January 15?
Person 2: Yeah, we are leaving for Mars!
by Mars Manager December 28, 2020
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quarantine 15

as a result of being in quarantine, you don't get any exercise and gain 15 kilograms/pounds. you can use any number from 13-119, but generally its 15. the name comes from the term "freshman 15", when freshmen don't have anyone to cook for them and they eat nothing but mcdonalds and starbucks muffins.
"Man, Dave came down with a case of quarantine 15."
"Yeah, I've done nothing but gaming and watch tv, I have the quarantine 30
by armageddon ham March 25, 2020
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