When two people get a text message simultaneously. The person who fails to say "Jinx text" first becomes Jinxed. This person can no longer speak until the Jinxer or one of the witnesses to the jinx says the name of the jinxed person.
by LukeyLuke December 22, 2012
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ex.: What happened to your phone dude?
My phone got a urinary text infection last night at the bar. I pissed all over my shoes, too!
That's gross. Go replace your phone and burn your shoes.
ex.: What happened to your phone dude?
My phone got a urinary text infection last night at the bar. I pissed all over my shoes, too!
That's gross. Go replace your phone and burn your shoes.
What happened to your phone dude?
My phone got a urinary text infection last night at the bar. I pissed all over my shoes, too!
That's gross. Go replace your phone and burn your shoes.
My phone got a urinary text infection last night at the bar. I pissed all over my shoes, too!
That's gross. Go replace your phone and burn your shoes.
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Consuming a 40, then an Ambien, then a six-pack of beer; an ill-advised combination, often resulting in blackout memories and/or injuries from unknown events.
by Tetto August 23, 2018
Get the Spicy Tetto mug.A boy who will engage in text conversations by replying with the bare minimum - typically two words or a vague double text answer. He makes continuing a conversation boring and borderline impossible.
He keeps texting to not lose the connection in case there’s a chance to hook up, but he actually doesn’t want to get to know you.
He most likely has other girls on his roster, hence why he gives no fucks on doing more than his two texts.
Two Text Tim: hey
Girl: hi how are you?!
TTT: good u?
Girl: Yes! I had a great day today. Hung out with friends and figuring out what to do tonight!
TTT: cool
* two hours later*
TTT: hey
....
OR
TTT: hey
Girl: hey what’s up?!
TTT: I had a bad day
Girl: oh my gosh I’m so sorry to hear that! why?
TTT: (no response)
*two days later*
TTT: hey
He keeps texting to not lose the connection in case there’s a chance to hook up, but he actually doesn’t want to get to know you.
He most likely has other girls on his roster, hence why he gives no fucks on doing more than his two texts.
Two Text Tim: hey
Girl: hi how are you?!
TTT: good u?
Girl: Yes! I had a great day today. Hung out with friends and figuring out what to do tonight!
TTT: cool
* two hours later*
TTT: hey
....
OR
TTT: hey
Girl: hey what’s up?!
TTT: I had a bad day
Girl: oh my gosh I’m so sorry to hear that! why?
TTT: (no response)
*two days later*
TTT: hey
Girl 1: “girl, I’m so confused. we had such a good time when we hung out! but his text messages are so vague idk how to talk to him. Like how do I respond to this?”
(Girl 2 reviews the convo)
Girl 2: “ohhhh, dude fuck that. He’s a Two Text Tim!”
(Girl 2 reviews the convo)
Girl 2: “ohhhh, dude fuck that. He’s a Two Text Tim!”
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by coolkidxdlolimsuchacoolperson August 10, 2021
Get the [Insert text here] mug.Zalgo text is digital text that has been modified with combining characters (Unicode symbols that are generally used to stack diacritics above and below letters) to appear creepy or glitchy.
Named for a 2004 Internet creepypasta story that ascribes it to the influence of an eldritch deity, Zalgo text has become a significant component of many Internet memes, particularly in "surreal meme" culture. The format of Zalgo text also allows it to be used to halt or impair computer functions, whether intentionally or not. -Wikipedia
Named for a 2004 Internet creepypasta story that ascribes it to the influence of an eldritch deity, Zalgo text has become a significant component of many Internet memes, particularly in "surreal meme" culture. The format of Zalgo text also allows it to be used to halt or impair computer functions, whether intentionally or not. -Wikipedia
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