GA Tech Douche

Resides in Towers...complains about the lack of a relationship/girls often. On AIM,a GA Tech Douche chooses to put up multiple away messages dealing with his lonely existence. Has the ability to annoy people from nearly 1000 miles away.

See also: douche

GA Tech Douche auto-response: ...bleh..i'll never get a girlfriend! the statistics prove it. you can see for yourself **provides numerous, depressing statistics**

Girl in Maryland: Nick, you're a douche...

by istandwitness October 4, 2005

Boomer Tech

In silicon valley, Boomer tech companies are often referred to companies that are past their prime and aren't innovating anymore. These companies may also have a dying business model and are known to use old technology stacks.

In the tech industry, a career with such companies are frowned upon.

Examples: IBM, Cisco, Dell, and Oracle.

Sal: Should I take up my internship offer at IBM?

Murr: No! IBM's a boomer tech company, your career will end before it starts.

by lasdfM!lap April 28, 2022

The Tech Game

Probably the best website the intarwebz has seen since Pornhub. Created back in 2008, the site has grown to over 200,000 members and rapidly growing. This is the modding capital of the web and is run by a bunch of 1337 super trolls like Yoddle, Wougie, and all of the super troll army. But beware if you plan on scamming on TTG, be prepared to feel the full swing of Hippie's banhammer and his 1337 h4x.

Noob: "Can I get into a free 10th lobby?"

Admin/Mod: You will now feel the full epic force of the epic banhammer on your tiny pre-pubescent skull.

Noob: "NO!"

Troll: "umad bro?"

The Tech Game

by TTGTrolololol November 22, 2010

Slot tech

Usually geeky guys with high end electronic education or extreme mechanical/electronic repair / troubleshooting abilities. These guys are the gods of the casino world. Without them nothing would work. They're usually under paid and overworked. Most enjoy drinking alcoholic beverages agressively and have a strong appetite for coctail Waitresses or hot bartenders.

"Whos the hot guy in the black smock?" "He's the new Slot Tech, I wonder if he's single"
Bartender-"Oh boy, here come the Slot Techs...do we have enough beer this time?"

by Slot Tech July 30, 2006

honda-tech

A Honda and Acura technical resource web forum. Complete with forum's for every Honda and Acura car; Marketplace; Apperance sections; and Excellent General Discussion and Debate section where you will find information and debate on just about every topic.

honda-tech.com is more addictive then cocaine

by QuikJaysun August 18, 2006

High Tech High School

High Tech High School is a public magnet school Locted in Secaucus, NJ. It was formerly located in North Bergen, NJ, but moved due to the building being bad. All the students hated this. New building is comparable to s prison, too many rules, and limited to no outdoor time.

Most of the people in the school are white girls. The school has a YouTube page that they post weird videos to from the podcasting class. Many lazy teachers are in d-fab and d-fab students often complain about how easy it is. The only good academics are in the science majors. Freshmen often get expelled for vaping weed.

You go to high tech high school?
Yeah . They don’t let us go outside.

by real_deal_steel_69 September 17, 2019

Florida Tech

A private university in Melbourne, Florida known its abundance of incels,high cost, being 3/4 male, and recent rape cover stories. 75% of students lack any social skills, 15% are alpha males on sports scholarships, and the last 10% are too fried to notice. Campus security can often be seen busting freshmen for weed instead of taking care of the crackheads that wander in the popular botanical garden.

“Welcome to Florida Tech!”
Student A: *Refuses eye contact*
Student B: *Passed out drunk at greek village*
Student C, blowing Os: “Oh sorry, did you wanna hit this?”

by jdsk1000 December 17, 2019