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Georgia Tech 

Premier School of Enginnering where students learn to take it up the rear by facult and staff. While busting their balls to keep their grades up, but failing in the process, and all the time being forced to wear "Tech Goggles" and hit on otherwise hideous "women"

A freshman enters GEORGIA TECH for the first time having a 4.3 avergage in his upper level highschool classes but soon finds that a D is an accomplishment at his new school.
Georgia Tech by George P. Burdell September 9, 2003
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Virginia Tech 

A prestigious University which handled the deadliest single-gunman shootout in American history with poise and grace by uniting in a display of school spirit untouched by any other collegiate institution.
Anyone trying to exploit this site to make light of the loss of 32 invaluable lives at Virginia Tech needs to go rot in hell. It is disgusting that urbandictionary.com would approve some of the sickeningly vile definitions above.

HOKIES ARE NOT FORGOTTEN
Virginia Tech by hokie4life July 2, 2007
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High Tech Red Neck 

Someone who doubles the value of hiz truck by installing a radio in it.
bubba: dat shore looks better'n dat hole in yr dashboard.
htrn: yeah, and one of these dayz i might git it ta work!
High Tech Red Neck by daDebil January 16, 2004

GA Tech Douche

Resides in Towers...complains about the lack of a relationship/girls often. On AIM,a GA Tech Douche chooses to put up multiple away messages dealing with his lonely existence. Has the ability to annoy people from nearly 1000 miles away.

See also: douche
GA Tech Douche auto-response: ...bleh..i'll never get a girlfriend! the statistics prove it. you can see for yourself **provides numerous, depressing statistics**

Girl in Maryland: Nick, you're a douche...
GA Tech Douche by istandwitness October 4, 2005

Boomer Tech 

In silicon valley, Boomer tech companies are often referred to companies that are past their prime and aren't innovating anymore. These companies may also have a dying business model and are known to use old technology stacks.

In the tech industry, a career with such companies are frowned upon.

Examples: IBM, Cisco, Dell, and Oracle.
Sal: Should I take up my internship offer at IBM?

Murr: No! IBM's a boomer tech company, your career will end before it starts.
Boomer Tech by lasdfM!lap April 28, 2022

The Tech Game 

Probably the best website the intarwebz has seen since Pornhub. Created back in 2008, the site has grown to over 200,000 members and rapidly growing. This is the modding capital of the web and is run by a bunch of 1337 super trolls like Yoddle, Wougie, and all of the super troll army. But beware if you plan on scamming on TTG, be prepared to feel the full swing of Hippie's banhammer and his 1337 h4x.
Noob: "Can I get into a free 10th lobby?"

Admin/Mod: You will now feel the full epic force of the epic banhammer on your tiny pre-pubescent skull.

Noob: "NO!"

Troll: "umad bro?"

The Tech Game
The Tech Game by TTGTrolololol November 22, 2010

Slot tech 

Usually geeky guys with high end electronic education or extreme mechanical/electronic repair / troubleshooting abilities. These guys are the gods of the casino world. Without them nothing would work. They're usually under paid and overworked. Most enjoy drinking alcoholic beverages agressively and have a strong appetite for coctail Waitresses or hot bartenders.
"Whos the hot guy in the black smock?" "He's the new Slot Tech, I wonder if he's single"
Bartender-"Oh boy, here come the Slot Techs...do we have enough beer this time?"
Slot tech by Slot Tech July 30, 2006