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Super Teacher

This is the teacher that really does know everything about teaching, lives for teaching, is up on all the buzzwords, stays until 6:00 every night and lets everyone else at the school know it, and usually, but not always, has pretty average to low children herself (it is almost always a female). Most parents love Super Teachers, however, most teachers hate them. If you are a teacher and one of your students has a Super Teacher for a parent, you are screwed. The super teacher usually likes the Alpha Moms of the classroom.
That Super Teacher caught me again after school. I had to spend an hour listening to her tell me how my class should be run.
by Cool Teacher October 11, 2009
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Biology Teacher

Here is what to expect from a biology teacher : One day you might show up to his class, but not him, and then open his email in which he excuses his imaginary substitute for not being there.

Teacher: manifestement, mon remplaçant ne s'est pas présenté ce matin
His student: C'est correct, on vous attend demain
*teacher doesn't even have a class tomorrow
by Madame Renaud December 4, 2019
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Florida Tech

A private university in Melbourne, Florida known its abundance of incels,high cost, being 3/4 male, and recent rape cover stories. 75% of students lack any social skills, 15% are alpha males on sports scholarships, and the last 10% are too fried to notice. Campus security can often be seen busting freshmen for weed instead of taking care of the crackheads that wander in the popular botanical garden.
“Welcome to Florida Tech!”
Student A: *Refuses eye contact*
Student B: *Passed out drunk at greek village*
Student C, blowing Os: “Oh sorry, did you wanna hit this?”
by jdsk1000 December 17, 2019
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tech support

the people that help with ID "10" T errors
people that are dumb call tech support
by Dave April 6, 2004
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Stab-the-Teacher

An exclamation made during a particularly suspenseful moment in film. Is typically used to ease the tension for the audience.

Derived from the opening of the 1994 film, "Mother's Boys". In the scene, the main character holds a scalpel in an ominous way during a relatively inane scene.
"There's no way she's gonna get out of this! Oh my god! He's gonna stab-the-teacher!"
by suspensefan May 25, 2009
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Techdick

Someone who thinks they know everything about computers and is an asshole about it.
"Our subsitute teacher is such a Techdick. He thinks he can run the entire city of Detroit on 1kb RAM on DOS!"

Note: The example is a true story.
by D & C February 25, 2008
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English Teacher Syndrome (ETS)

When an English teacher starts out nice at the beginning of a school but than later snaps and becomes a mean teacher that randomly yells at kids.
Guy 1: What ever happened to Ms. teacher? she used to be so nice!
Guy 2: Yea but shes so mean now.
Guy 1: I know, she has English Teacher Syndrome (ETS)
by Nikoliah November 6, 2011
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