cock-tease

..."Get him to think that he's going to get laid, so he will spend money on you"....Such a sick Game !!! Dating is not fair Guys.

this is a guy's point of view:.... Long time ago, I was asked out by a woman to go for a few drinks, after going and having drinks in the bar, she started to take her jacket off and exposing her Cleavage and as the time passed she noticed that I was looking at her Cleavage and talking lust and sexy to her,so she started to talk the same way only later to ask me to pay for the drinks!! Did I pay for drinks!?? Abselutly no, so she said ,"you better pay for these drinks if you wanna have my phone # !" , I said " I don't need your phone # lady, and I'm not going to pay for your drinks.."for all you guys who are reading this note, remember this,"...Never compromise your position and principles no matter how sexy and cute she is, Never Never Ever ...."

by Sasan May 2, 2004

air taser

a long range taser that fires two wires that have prongs attached to them and shock its victim upon impact.

Me:Did you hear about that cop that saw a guy mugging that bitch?

Man: What happened?

Me: That bitch got air tasered.

by James Lowe December 23, 2004

tease

1. A woman who tortures men for sport by teasing them with the possibility of a sexual experience but never actually gives it.

2. 80% of rape victims

3. A self-centered woman who gets pleasure from using her sex appeal to manipulate men for her own selfish needs.

4. A female player.

She's never gonna fuck you.. she's a tease

by Mikeyboy22 November 22, 2006

teasenable

Reasonable temptation

Who could possibly leave alone refuse, but not be tempted to be persuaded by such a teasenable request?

by Hercolena Oliver December 17, 2008

taser shots

Taking a shot of alcohol while getting tasered in any part of the body.

I was so fucked up last night at the party, I started taking taser shots.

by Shane Haught January 19, 2009

taser shot

Drinking a shot before getting tasered.

Dude, last night I had a taser shot and I'm still bruised from it.

by ChaoticHavok January 30, 2009

teasewich

(n.) -- A convenience store sandwich that looks like it is stuffed with fillings, from the outside view on the shelf, but once you open the plastic wrapping, the sad truth becomes evident that you've been had.

''I just hate it when I plunk down good cold cash for what I think is going to be a big tuna sandwich, but when I open the wrapping, it's just a teasewich, and there's hardly anything inside the bread! They just use the mouth of the sandwich as a come on!"

by PRwiz101 August 8, 2011