arch-tard

An employee who works at Mcdonalds, the type who doesn't understand English.

"I went to get some fries, and the arch-tard messed up my order.."

by Arne Sunassem August 22, 2007

smart-tard

Someone who is smart in one area and retarded in another.

My friend is smart when it comes to many things, but retarded when it comes to others...so she is my smart-tard friend.

by Brandalyn November 8, 2007

GUI-tard

GUI-tard

(Noun). One who lacks, or appears to lack, the requisite cognitive development to navigate through or operate computer programs or interfaces

(adj) GUI-tarded

Derek:
Hey Mike, I can't seem to find the button that let's me change the font.

Mike:
Boy Derek, you certainly must be GUI-TARDED

by flylinez August 5, 2004

tech tard

One who has (or more likely has NOT) attended Texas Tech University. Used interchangably with "tceh tard".

"Hey, that Tech Tard didn't give me change for my pizza!"

by AC from Texags September 6, 2006

Go-Tard

N. A proactively stupid individual. One who seeks embarassing situations and is strangely proud of the results.

also anyone in a motorized wheelchair, though the public use of this definition would label the user a Go-Tard as well.

That hollering Go-Tard took a swing at a cop, last night!

by Russell Paika February 13, 2004

g tarded

someone that thinks they are being funny when really they are not, it helps if they think they are a funny gangster type but really are just some lame ass suburban nerd like the guy that sent in the definition for g rated pregnancy.

Have you read the definition for g rated pregnancy on urban dictionary.com its g tarded and so is guy that sent that in!

by upincanada November 14, 2006

/b/tard

One who fulfills both of the following requirements:
1) Browses/posts on the /b/ (Random) board of 4chan.org
2) Talks and/or thinks in a manner that is consistent with that of the board.

"/b/tard moar liek /b/awwsum kid amirite fokes"
"Y HELO THAR MR REEDAR!!1"
"OSHI- MY PANTZ R ON FIER LOL!!1"

by Akneezle October 11, 2006