"Have you always been such a womanizer?"
"Oh, no. You should have seen me in high school. I never even kissed a girl. And then, one day, everything changed..."
"Interesting. I'd love to hear your whorigin story."
"Oh, no. You should have seen me in high school. I never even kissed a girl. And then, one day, everything changed..."
"Interesting. I'd love to hear your whorigin story."
by Little Walnut August 25, 2018
Get the Whorigin Story mug.Someone primarily from small towns in wisconsin who tell exaggerated stories. Very previllant during hunting season, specifically September to January. These stories are regarding hunting and it is important to exaggerate all details of your story to make it more dramatic. Pausing for effect is definately allowed. Important to use words like the largest buck on earth. Or the fastest buck I've seen. Also, can be used as a verb to describe these men in all aspects of life.
Example: I went out hunting on opening day and you would not believe what happened. *pause a long time for wow factor* I was walking out to my tree stand one foggy morning in late September for early bow season. As I was walking through the thickest fog I have ever seen. *ok to use hands to show you going through fog* i saw it there 400 yards away. *pause again for effect* the biggest buck I or anyone ever has seen. As I get down and crawl so I dont get spotted. This buck decides to start running as fast as it possibly can. As I get out my bow I zone in on the buck and with one shot at about 500 yards away I shot this buck. It did not fall and ran away to never to be found again. Also the strongest buck I've seen. Ever!
Example: I went out hunting on opening day and you would not believe what happened. *pause a long time for wow factor* I was walking out to my tree stand one foggy morning in late September for early bow season. As I was walking through the thickest fog I have ever seen. *ok to use hands to show you going through fog* i saw it there 400 yards away. *pause again for effect* the biggest buck I or anyone ever has seen. As I get down and crawl so I dont get spotted. This buck decides to start running as fast as it possibly can. As I get out my bow I zone in on the buck and with one shot at about 500 yards away I shot this buck. It did not fall and ran away to never to be found again. Also the strongest buck I've seen. Ever!
by legit2014 September 13, 2018
Get the Buck stories mug.A Cosby story.
A story so bad it almost instantaneously sends you to sleep, like going on a date with Bill Cosby.
A story so bad it almost instantaneously sends you to sleep, like going on a date with Bill Cosby.
"So, it all started when my father, a pediatric nurse, saw the baby and decided to keep it, and that's m-"
"Aye my nigga, this shit so boring you could call it a Cosby Story"
"Aye my nigga, this shit so boring you could call it a Cosby Story"
by IlliterateAussie A.K.A. Aussie October 5, 2018
Get the Cosby Story mug.A story one tells to impress people, make friends, and/or attract potential partners in a social setting, often at a bar. Typically based on true lived experiences but exaggerated for dramatic effect.
-This one time I showed two Americans around São Paulo and they wound up in Cracolândia. They almost died!
-That is a bar story if I've ever heard one!
-That is a bar story if I've ever heard one!
by IacobAlmançor May 21, 2018
Get the Bar story mug.That one fellow mate of yours that uploads more than 20 to 25+ pictures to stories in instagram, facebook, etc
guy1: jesus mate
guy2: what is it?
giy1: one of my friend uploads a ton of pictures of him/herself to their stories. maye about 20+
guy2: damn he\shes such a story abuser
guy2: what is it?
giy1: one of my friend uploads a ton of pictures of him/herself to their stories. maye about 20+
guy2: damn he\shes such a story abuser
by Sebby294 May 11, 2021
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by yuunki June 1, 2021
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