story t7

“Jose , you showed up.” glados said looking at the hispanic man. “You bet you wet bot butt i did.” jose said with his beautiful mustache blowing in the wind (almost as the wind was blowing him). “Umhh. “ glados activated her built in vibrator, “ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ” with a little “uggggg!!!!?!!” booming out of her high quality speakers. Jose got very aroused seeing the vibrator buzz. He slapped glados’s butt and starting to strip ‘er down. But then from hearing, “strip er’ down” dan the tv man blasted through the wall wearing nothing but boxers he screamed “GET ER’ DONE!!!” he ran over to the glados widely open shaft and he shoved his 9 feet penis in it. Jose began to cry, his penis was only 1/999 inches, he thought that glados would reject him after seeing a 9 foot penis. But he still got very aroused from hearing glados’s open moans from dans penis.

“Dang dan, you and jose you know how to hump an artificial intelligence, but I have the world's greatest penis” said batman as he came through the window with a tight 9 pack. “Wow” the whole group said as they gazed at the perfect penis, it even throbbed in a way that was probably not even possible. Jose and dan looked at it and looked at each other while thinking “is being gay a bad thing?” (and yes it is, pure judgement here)

THE END

end of story t7

by nubby gubby June 10, 2018

Story Reference

A joke about a story made by someone, usually referring to something that happend within the story

Woah is that a story reference

by MegaLeDemon June 11, 2021

animated stories

Animated stories are said to be real. It's unkown if it is fake or real. But using my brain and research online. IT IS FAKE. It's clickbait and really far fetched stories that are fun to react to and make fun of. DONT SEND YOUR PERSONAL STORIES THEY MIGHT TAKE UR INFO THEY MIGHT ALSO NOT ANIMATE IT.

Regan: have you heard of these animated stories
Sam: those fake stories? yah dont watch it u will lose braincells.
Regan: yah i know

by stupid10yearold November 24, 2020

Reddit story

A reddit story is a story (most likely ai generated) that can range from being mildly weird to absolutely deranged
Usually found on tiktok/yt shorts read by a text-to-speech ai playing minecraft with a cooking video under it
made to fry your brain and attention span

These stories can range from being about a kid and their birthday party to a stepsister f*cking their stepbrother alabama style.

Bro your vacation sounds like a reddit story

by Seataiii November 5, 2023

Bar story

A story one tells to impress people, make friends, and/or attract potential partners in a social setting, often at a bar. Typically based on true lived experiences but exaggerated for dramatic effect.

-This one time I showed two Americans around São Paulo and they wound up in Cracolândia. They almost died!

-That is a bar story if I've ever heard one!

by IacobAlmançor May 21, 2018

keel story

Keel stories are when someone explain a story or something but what they have said is uninteresting or generally no one really gives a fuck about it.

“man jade just told us all a real keel story”

by Spicyboy2319 January 5, 2018

duck story

A duck story is basically just a song where you tell somebody a story of a duck trolling somebody!

Basically of you want somebody to tell you of a story of a person getting trolled by Quackity then ask them to tell you a duck story

kid: tell me the duck story
guy: when a duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand "hey" bomp bomp bomp "got any grapes?"

by tsar obama October 26, 2020