Stoner Status 

1. (n.) The condition a person is in when he/she is stoned

2. (v.) An action someone pulls that relates to something a stoner would do

1. You are stoner status right now

2. You ate the all the food that was supposed to be donated to homeless kids?! That's stoner status!

Stoner Status by Jessica November 23, 2004

Done Status

The point in which you have either consumed to much alcohol or too much intoxicants to where you are now "done". immediate respnse to being done status requires a facebook status update stating the words "done status".

**Also soon followed by beached whale status**

Sober Person: yo you want another shot?
You: Nah man im done status

Done Status by Mr.DirkAsFuck March 5, 2011

hack status 

(n.) a facebook status posted by an individual other than the profile-owner that usually ridicules the owner and was posted without the owner's consent.

They are usually vulgar.

The profile-owner, upon realizing someone has hacked his profile and posted an embarassing status, can opt to delete the hack status but generally does not at the risk of giving the impression that whatever the status said is true. Traditionally, the profile-owner simply states he was hacked and identifies a friend whom he believes to have committed the hacking.

NEWS FEED:

JANE DOE is fucking Santa right now.

7 likes 2 comments
John Smith: Hahaha, jane, I didn't know you were a chubby chaser.
Jane Doe: you're an asshole, john. this is a hack status.

hack status by trojanman11 May 7, 2011

Big Dog Status 

Big man, mega respect

I got Big Dog Status ain't no secret

Big Dog Status by Big Man MLG Pro October 2, 2018

baller status 

Having reached a superlative level of ballerdom, it is said one has acheived baller status. This often goes hand in hand with early retirement and being a man of leisure (or woman of leisure. It can often devolve into a world of dinner whores and golddiggers if the baller has a weak pimp hand. MAny of these types can be found on dating sites such as wealthymen and webdate, where it is easier to hide one's monetary worth and circumnavigate wanna-be-women-of-leisure.

Only cats with offical baller status are allowed on

baller status by Help Us Put a Stop to Collar Pop May 18, 2006

BFFL Status 

The state in which it is alright or even encouraged to perform sexual acts on others without any consequences because you are so close of friends

Person 1: "Dude, did u just sleep with her?"
Person 2: "Nah its coolman I got BFFL Status, its a just friends thing"
Person 1: "Ok man that could have been a close one"

BFFL Status by FrozenEggo91 March 30, 2009

Shitpost status

Short cursed yet blessed videos that have been blowing up recently.

Lmao get off your lazy butt I won't explain it for you sucker (shitpost status)

Shitpost status by Greymooo_yt November 30, 2020