Status Effects

Fucking annoying.

why the FUCK do i have 9 status effects?

by dman6969asdasdasd August 27, 2022

Naked Status

A classification or status given to friends when you're comfortable enough to be naked around them.

"Can you leave while I change real quick? I'm not on naked status with you just yet."

by Ligeaux March 19, 2014

fan status

Fan Status refers to one's dedication to a team or band. It usually means that one is willing to perform oral sex with said team or band but can mean full-on intercourse and or other sexual favors.

Kelly B. achieved full-on fan status on her knees with the lead singer!

by JousterIII May 30, 2021

Gucci Status

When you are doing really good

Man I just bought a brand new Mercedes-Benz, am I on that gucci status

by Escoboomcxz June 14, 2016

monkey status

A god-like status, basically achieved when one is “him”. They have escaped the matrix and returned to monkey. Top Dog in goblin mode

Bro has achieved monkey status…he’s top dog

by augugu October 10, 2022

Boner status

When something has reached the status of being awesome and/or causing a boner.

(During a night of drunken madness) Mackenzie, the cake you made is boner status!

by RSKYTASTIC April 04, 2010

Status Clown

Someone who plays with words or pulls up people on social media posts for small careless grammatical errors, often done for jest or to be awkward.

Person 1: did you see Danny's Facebook the other day?

Person 2: yeah when highlighted someone should have used a comma!?

Person 1: man, he's a status clown.

by dajs90 May 08, 2014