bird squash

worm chew from bird spit in babies mouths

mommy bird gave the hungry baby bird bird squash for dinner

by mommy bird July 25, 2010

Squashed tomato

To put it simple: a penis that is wider than it is long.

Holy shit dude! That guy has a squashed tomato!

by Bojojo1 July 14, 2011

squash

Another word for having sex, usually used referring towards the heavier participant in the act.

So did ya squash her?

by ianW March 7, 2005

squished squirrel

easy cliche

instead of spending time on character development in films, californication wastes it all on special effects, advertising, big whee names.

even names like "untalented piece o' shit wife of famous dood" which with each expression, movement and sound is the epitome of a squished squirrel.

"Unfortunately, John Q goes for the easy cliche almost every time.

I delayed watching this movie from the simple fact that the previews gave me the impression that this was a "squashed squirrel." There are two ways to elicit emotion: 1) provide a cliche device, such as a squashed squirrel (who won't go "awwww" when seeing a small animal hurt?), or 2) earn your audience emotions by providing them with honest writing and believable situations."(...)
- mashby @ imdb

by pxy abyss May 22, 2004

Squishy Pants

A young lad so dedicated to his company and job at hand that he does not dare to think of leaving his work station for anything. As a solution to using the bathroom he opts to wear the natural fit pants with built in diapers, elastic pant leg cuffs and baby powder scent.

"Theo you're doing an excellent job working so hard all day at your cube, but you may want to check your squishy pants, I think you're starting to leak."

by Squishier December 14, 2008

Squashrangler

To tea-bag with such force your victim is crushed!

"I will squashrangle you"
"I squashrangled a guy in Halo" (passed tence)
"I'm a squashrangler" (discussing tea-baging in Halo)

by Mr.Spaz December 28, 2010

tantric squishing

the difficult art of tantric squishing is mastered by only the most diligent and devoted persons. it requires great concentration of will, soundness of body, and usually accompanies detailed interpretations of the tantric squishing postitions from the 'old texts' by practiced masters. with repeated use, either the squished, or the squishee will experience various sensations related to : enlightenment, confusion, pleasure, pain, cramping, warmth, and sometimes death.

i feel the after effects of your tantric squishing!

by minnie mary mollie May 27, 2010