Squadaddle

Where you spread your booty whole gap open wide enough to put hot sauce in it as a kink.

“Can I Squadaddle you”
Nathan: “wtf”

by Assholesinmypenis April 29, 2022

Squatchy

Squatchy, short for sasquatch aka big foot. Meaning to believe in the possibility of amazing creatures and to hold oneself in high esteem. Believing in oneself and the conservation of sasquatch habitats. Sasquatch lovers usually enjoy forest bathing, being elusive, and are super kind hearted.

Stay squatchy my friend!

by Zazzy January 25, 2023

Fire Squats

The burning sensation you feel in your anus after you eat spicy foods.

I ate a habanero yesterday. I had the fire squats like crazy.

by Bananadiles January 10, 2012

Ceremonial Squats

Whether it be a video game, or real life, each event in history requires drastic actions to be taken by a person, or people, there, usually in the process of humiliating another person, therefore proving that you are the superior human being in both supreme skill, and good looks, of course. This technique is acquired by placing yourself nearby or over the humili-ee, and proceeding to take your scrotum out of your pants (this applies to females, too), and placing them on said person's face, also whilst doing a squatting motion; as in standing-crouching-standing, etc.

Usually referred to (by those with lesser skill) as "teabagging".

If there is a group of people, and not enough room for everyone to crowd around one body, instead one person stands over the body and performs Ceremonial Squats on said person's face, whilst everyone else does it in close proximity, therefore transferring the chakra of all the squats combined toward the person standing over the body, in turn providing a much fuller force as if everyone were doing it at once to the same body. Essentially, a Dragonball Z-esque moment.

Example 1:
"HYPER COMBO K.O.!"
Gaz: "Yes, I won!"
Matt: "How will you celebrate?"
Gaz: "Gotta do some Ceremonial Squats. Just let me plonk my balls on his face."

Example 2:
Gaz: "YES! Time for some Ceremonial Squats."
Tom: "Agh! Could you please get your balls out of my face?!"
Alex: "You know, I could file that under paedophilia..."

Example 3:
Gaz: "People of Earth, give me your power!"
People of Earth: "Clearly wants the D. That guy got dicked on."

by Jackie Turtle November 30, 2013

taco squat

The female version of tea bagging.

Girl: I taco squatted on a noob in cod after he tried to tea bag me.

by wtfkenny88 February 2, 2015

papa squatch

Papa Squatch is a awesome individual who has his own personal style. He can sing and was given the nickname for having big feet.

Papa Squatch is the best person to be around.

by KZella December 1, 2015

talking squat

Talking squat is essentially the same as "talking shit" about someone. It can also mean the same as nothing.

"Man, Chris was talking squat 'bout yo girl yesterday!"

"dats cuz he ain't know squat!"

by Kohyu August 6, 2016