Elliot Spitzer stroll

( referencing an ex-New York State politician Elliot Spitzer):

a) for modern male idiotagers/young men- an offensive term for skipping school, instead going to a massage/sex parlor to get your carnal needs taken care of

b) for a married male to skip out on wife/family responsibilities in order to go visit their mistress/fwb

son: is me cheating on my girlfriendfa with her best female friend while my girl is on vacation with her family, is that considered an Elliot Spitzer stroll, definition b)?

father: I can't help you, since even I don't know how to answer your question. Well it's probably not definition a)since youre not married, but it may not be definition b)

by Sexydimma December 7, 2016

Rape splinter

When someone gets raped and a shard of dick gets stuck in one of their holes.

I've got a killer rape splinter lodged in my ass.

by MagicResistantBears March 16, 2017

Michael Springer

A 5’8 skinny white kid who loves to measure the volume of calculators and sit flat as a board while having sex with his girlfriend. Also wears big white dad shoes that he claims “aren’t dad shoes”. HAPPY BIRTHDAY MICHAEL!!!

Damn, I’d fuck that Michael springer kid but his dad shoes are just too white.

by Edubz October 5, 2017

cow sprinkler

A person that sprinkles a object all over cows such as jizz orange juice etc

That girl alyssa is such a cow sprinkler

by Big dick tyler December 1, 2017

The Sprinkler

When one rubs thier partners clit vigorously in a wax-on wax-off motion while they squirt - causing the projectile squirting to travel in a ffft-ffft-fffttt type of path.

My boyfriend gave me The Sprinkler last night and we had to change the sheets and repaint the walls

by ReinholdSprinkles June 11, 2018

Landon Springer

A perfect man that is going to marry a perfect Latina named Giselle.

“Landon Springer, stick your dick inside me”

by 1001zzz January 5, 2019

Landon Springer

SOMEONE WHO HAS A BIG ASS DICK AND A SHITTY ASS PERSONALITY. HE DOESNT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT ANYONE EXCEPT HIS MOM, HIS GIRLFRIEND, AND HIS BIG BLACK TRUCK

You’re a Landon Springer, go fuck yourself

by 1001zzz January 5, 2019