spitting crumpets

"That Charli XCX is spitting crumpets on that new track, she should stick to autotune!"

by bad brenda March 06, 2020

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Virtual Spit

The act of being annoyed with someone through a social network and deciding to "virtually spit" on them, without the disgusting nature of the act in real life.

"Dude, Mike was totally being a douche on Facebook, so I just spit on him"

"You spit on him?"

"Yes, virtual spit, it's the latest craze. The kids are hopping and popping on their computers, ejecting disgusting virtual spit out of their virtual mouths"

"It's like a poke, but with hostility. I have waited all my life for this."

Just learning about the concept of virtual spit drives people to end war and in exchange for the less destructive virtual spitting.

by Bramford August 25, 2010

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sphinkta spit

A sheerness based 'porno grind' band, with tracks on several underground compilations, and several E.Ps, such as.. 'wanking over shit' , 'sluts and whores' , and 'i like porn'.

There is also a single, 'sodomize me'. which fts remix versions of the track by bands such as 'bum sick' and 'muk'.

im going to a gig tonight, sphinkta spit are playing...

by CEZ SxSx November 15, 2010

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Spit Munger

Another word for a complete and utter fuck-tard.

Ambre, what are you doing you spit munger?!?

by ToxicFlange September 05, 2013

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spit-teaser

This occurs when you get a chick in a room alone. Make-out with her/get her really horn. Turn her around so she faces a bed, bend her over, and rip her pants down. She is expecting you to "give it to her" hard. Simply spit in her butt-crack and walk out the door, leaving her very horny and probably pissed.

Dude, I finally gave a random girl the spit-teaser last night. Boy, was she mad!

by Geniusfromabove February 19, 2009

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